I don’t need therapy. I need my husband (archive of our own) to return from war (the server is currently down) and come home to his devoted wife (an ao3 user who was in the middle of reading a gay sex scene). it’s been almost two years (20 minutes) since he (ao3) has been taken from me
Hyperfixating over a character is so dumb that shit'll have you tweaking in the middle of class over just seeing fanart 😭
One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.
Gets into: A Fight ⚜ ...Another Fight ⚜ ...Yet Another Fight
Hates Someone ⚜ Kisses Someone ⚜ Falls in Love
Calls Someone they Love ⚜ Dies / Cheats Death ⚜ Drowns
is...
A Ballerina ⚜ A Child ⚜ Interacting with a Child ⚜ A Cheerleader
A Cowboy ⚜ A Genius ⚜ A Lawyer ⚜ A Pirate ⚜ A Spy
A Wheelchair User ⚜ A Zombie ⚜ Beautiful ⚜ Dangerous ⚜ Drunk
Funny ⚜ In a Coma ⚜ In a Secret Society ⚜ Injured ⚜ Shy
needs...
A Magical Item ⚜ An Aphrodisiac ⚜ A Fictional Poison
A Coping Strategy ⚜ A Drink ⚜ A Medicinal Herb ⚜ A Mentor
Money ⚜ A Persuasion Tactic ⚜ A Quirk ⚜ To be Killed Off
To Become Likable ⚜ To Clean a Wound ⚜ To Self-Reflect
To Find the Right Word, but Can't ⚜ To Say No ⚜ To Swear
loves...
Astronomy ⚜ Baking ⚜ Cooking ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Food ⚜ Oils
Dancing ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gems ⚜ Herbal Remedies ⚜ Honey
Mushrooms ⚜ Mythology ⚜ Numbers ⚜ Perfumes
Roses ⚜ Sweets ⚜ To Argue ⚜ To Insult ⚜ To Kiss
To Make False Claims ⚜ Wine ⚜ Wine-Tasting ⚜ Yoga
has/experiences...
Allergies ⚜ Amnesia ⚜ Bereavement ⚜ Bites & Stings
Bruises ⚜ Caffeine ⚜ CO Poisoning ⚜ Color Blindness
Facial Hair ⚜ Fainting ⚜ Fevers ⚜ Food Allergies
Food Poisoning ⚜ Fractures ⚜ Frostbite ⚜ Hypothermia
Injuries ⚜ Jet Lag ⚜ Kidnapping ⚜ Manipulation ⚜ Mutism
Pain ⚜ Paranoia ⚜ Poisoning ⚜ More Pain & Violence
Scars ⚜ Trauma ⚜ Viruses ⚜ Wounds
[these are just quick references. more research may be needed to write your story...]
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I'm sorry, Chance and Tory what
while i’m on the subject of tory, i was thinking about it today and……..hear me out…………..the scene where chance and tory make out in his office actually gave me more reason to love ben and tory as a couple.
and not out of like, oh, gross, fuck chance i want my ship canon and all that 2015 era bullshit, but because, in that moment, tory lost her moral high ground over ben. because she had all but scoffed when ben declared that she and chance were going to hook up that night, and if he had been wrong, and tory had been professionally editing files with chance, it would have given her a moral high ground. but she DIDNT, she was kissing chance on his office floor, and so ben was dead fucking right.
i love that. i don’t love chance and tory hooking up but i do love that it proves, both to tory and to us, that ben isn’t making paranoid accusations. he totally called it, and tory did exactly what ben claimed she would do. which is part of the reason that she ultimately realized she loved him and not chance. she’d already forgiven ben in exposure for what he did with the gamemaster, but there was still this sort of rift between where they stood morally, and obviously i’m not saying that tory kissing someone is equivalent to ben unwittingly assisting a genocidal maniac but it just….restored the last of the missing equilibrium.
Children say out-of-pocket things sometimes. Charmy is not an exception.
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Got some test prints done!! I'll have to edit a few of them because they ended up too dark but raghhh they look so cool
saw a post talking about an older skid trying to make his hair less like his father's and now im thinking of that one scene from the owl house where hunter freaks about how his grown-out hair makes him look like belos and willow helps him chop it short w/ a pair of safety scissors at like 2 AM. but like replace hunter and willow with skid n pump Like do we see the vision
i’ve never actually talked to 95% of my mutuals but that doesn’t stop me from automatically thinking “friend!!” whenever their icons pop up in my feed
"'Cause I've got both skills and looks. And it looks like you guys are fresh out of both ♡"
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