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this is your thanksgiving reminder that the chinook tribe is still fighting for federal recognition, which means they are unable to access programs and resources. please take some time today to sign their petition and donate if you’re able to. and if you live in washington or oregon please write to your elected officials.

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it’s no surprise and i’ve said it a million times already but i literally LOVE spider-people wearing normal clothes and then adding their mask for no reason. or normal clothes on top of the suit it’s such a serve tbh! esp when the suit colors don’t go with the clothes at all <3 even when they’re asleep 😭 but my favorite is when they’re wearing work/school uniforms with their masks on

When your Character...

Gets into: A Fight ⚜ ...Another Fight ⚜ ...Yet Another Fight

Hates Someone ⚜ Kisses Someone ⚜ Falls in Love

Calls Someone they Love ⚜ Dies / Cheats Death ⚜ Drowns

is...

A Ballerina ⚜ A Child ⚜ Interacting with a Child ⚜ A Cheerleader

A Cowboy ⚜ A Genius ⚜ A Lawyer ⚜ A Pirate ⚜ A Spy

A Wheelchair User ⚜ A Zombie ⚜ Beautiful ⚜ Dangerous ⚜ Drunk

Funny ⚜ In a Coma ⚜ In a Secret Society ⚜ Injured ⚜ Shy

needs...

A Magical Item ⚜ An Aphrodisiac ⚜ A Fictional Poison

A Coping Strategy ⚜ A Drink ⚜ A Medicinal Herb ⚜ A Mentor

Money ⚜ A Persuasion Tactic ⚜ A Quirk ⚜ To be Killed Off

To Become Likable ⚜ To Clean a Wound ⚜ To Self-Reflect

To Find the Right Word, but Can't ⚜ To Say No ⚜ To Swear

loves...

Astronomy ⚜ Baking ⚜ Cooking ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Food ⚜ Oils

Dancing ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gems ⚜ Herbal Remedies ⚜ Honey

Mushrooms ⚜ Mythology ⚜ Numbers ⚜ Perfumes

Roses ⚜ Sweets ⚜ To Argue ⚜ To Insult ⚜ To Kiss

To Make False Claims ⚜ Wine ⚜ Wine-Tasting ⚜ Yoga

has/experiences...

Allergies ⚜ Amnesia ⚜ Bereavement ⚜ Bites & Stings

Bruises ⚜ Caffeine ⚜ CO Poisoning ⚜ Color Blindness

Facial Hair ⚜ Fainting ⚜ Fevers ⚜ Food Allergies

Food Poisoning ⚜ Fractures ⚜ Frostbite ⚜ Hypothermia

Injuries ⚜ Jet Lag ⚜ Kidnapping ⚜ Manipulation ⚜ Mutism

Pain ⚜ Paranoia ⚜ Poisoning ⚜ More Pain & Violence

Scars ⚜ Trauma ⚜ Viruses ⚜ Wounds

[these are just quick references. more research may be needed to write your story...]

Writing Resources PDFs

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The Mutual Awards Masterpost

Hello everybody! I have decided to organize a little event for this spring :]

What is this?

Think of it like a little award show to celebrate our friends.

How will this work?

For the entire month of March I will be accepting Nominees for every category via asks, on April 1st I will release the comprehensive list of every Nominee. The first week of April will be reserved for Nominees to run their campaign(please tag it as #mutuals awards propaganda so I can find it!). April 8th to 30th will be for voting, each poll will last for 7 days. If the number of nominations exceeds the poll limit the bracket will be split up and the winners will be pit against each other for the ultimate winner. May 1st I will make a post announcing the winners for each category.

Who can participate?

Any of my mutuals, or mutuals in law! (aka, we are both mutuals with the same person, but we aren't mutuals with each other)

Who can I nominate?

You can nominate any of your mutuals to any category via ask. You can also nominate yourself to any category. I(the host) can be nominated as well. When you do, drop a few reasons for the nomination too. Some categories will be 18+, so make sure those you are nominating are 18 or older please! If you are nominated and wish to nor participate, dm me to get removed from the bracket.

Can I nominate more than one person?

Yep! You have an unlimited number of nominations, and the same person can be nominated for multiple categories. However, if you are going to nominate the same person for different categories, do so in separate asks please! Nominating two different people for the same category in the same ask is ok though(this is for organization purposes).

I think that's all my bases covered, so onto the categories!

Who puts the best og posts on the dash that DEFINETLY don't deserve to be 3 note flops bbg keep your head up

Best Poster

Best Reblogger

Who reblogs the funniest posts? The fanart that keeps you up at night? The hottest takes?

Most Evil

Who's the bastard twirling their mustache as their finger hoovers over the reblog button? Who's the motherfucker that always calls you out in the most out of pocket ways? Who keeps putting tHAT FUCKING POST ON YOUR DASH-

Biggest Furry

Which fucker on the dash is using OwO unironically? Who wags their tail the hardest and scrolls through yiff art in public?

Horniest Mutual(18+)

Who's barking on main and making tumblr unusable in public?

Hottest Mutual(18+)

Who's got you all hot and bothered WAAAY to early in the morning?

Smartest Mutual

Who shocks you with their knowledge? Who's out here analyzing media like no one else? Who has the best takes?

Faggiest Gender

Who's gender is straight up ???????? Who makes you have to check their pronouns 1 billion times to make sure you aren't accidently misgendering them? Who can't be in a het relationship?

Most Chronically Online

Who's constantly online to the point its got you wondering if they ever sleep?

Best Writer

Who's the master of the pen? Who can use a single sentence to change your life?

Best Artist

Who constantly wows you with their skill? Who probably won't nominate themselves because they're too insecure?

Best OC's

Who made you obsessed with their characters and now you can never forgive them for doing your fav dirty like that?

Best Taste in Music

Who always has the best song recs? Who are you giving the aux cord to for a 12 hour drive? (if you are nominated for this category, please share your playlist or make one!)

Best Mutual

The most prestigious award, who is the best mutual you have? The one your dash wouldn't be the same without?

@'ing for reach! @pulim-v @sapphosdickandballs @illiteratesblog @flora-of-the-moon @oh-cramity-its-amity @masterofspite @sintogs @hybridcrows @aceofstars0 @negative-speedforce @wooftphr @gayoticbeing @fangirl0027 @verishere @kibabanana @localowlhousefanatic @prettypinkbubbless @fangirling-heart @small-jar @nilihim-him @sarostheghostcat @thousand-winters @risingscorchingsuns @newleechonlife @evermorecatra

Pump totally looks like a Wilbur and Skids name to me is Beverly cause of the Totally Wrong video (cause it looked like him and Lila), and also cause I think it's funny

SPOOKY MONTH FANDOM

What do you head canon Skid and Pump's real names to be? If you have any ideas at all that is HJFDCS

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DID HE GET HIS CAMERA OR NOT

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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help a black nonbinary teen save for college!!

happy juneteenth!! 🫶🏽 i recently graduated (+ ive been out of work) and i start college in the fall so i'd really appreciate some extra $$$ to help me save for supplies :) if you're feeling generous consider helping me out!

soulaans on v*nmo!

juneteenth 2021

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

Hello!!!!

The nominations have come to an end, and here is the official list!

Best Poster

@pulim-v 

@gayoticbeing

@sintogs 

@wooftphr 

@shycroissanti 

@verishere  

@drysqu1d

Best Reblogger

@flora-of-the-moon

foxonrollerskates 

pulim-v 

@oh-cramity-its-amity 

@sapphosdickandballs 

verishere 

@fangirling-heart 

Most Evil

pulim-v

flora-of-the-moon

sapphosdickandballs

verishere

foxonrollerskates

Biggest Furry

pulim-v

sapphosdickandballs

verishere 

foxonrollerskates 

@risingscorchingsuns

Horniest Mutual(18+)

sapphosdickandballs

@frosty-the-killer-doll

pulim-v 

verishere

@sapphic-speedforce

Hottest Mutual(18+)

wooftphr 

foxonrollerskates 

pulim-v 

@illiteratesblog

sapphosdickandballs

@negative-speedforce

Smartest Mutual

sapphosdickandballs

verishere

illiteratesblog

risingscorchingsuns

fangirling-heart

negative-speedforce

foxonrollerskates 

flora-of-the-moon 

shycroissanti 

Faggiest Gender

sapphosdickandballs

foxonrollerskates

negative-speedforce

pulim-v

illiteratesblog

wooftphr 

Most Chronically Online

pulim-v 

sapphosdickandballs 

foxonrollerskates 

Best Writer

@localowlhousefanatic

wooftphr 

foxonrollerskates 

negative-speedforce 

risingscorchingsuns 

verishere

pulim-v  

oh-cramity-its-amity

Best Artist

pulim-v 

@newleechonlife 

shycroissanti

@hybridcrows

@kibabanana 

risingscorchingsuns 

foxonrollerskates  

Best OC's

sapphosdickandballs 

pulim-v 

hybridcrows 

negative-speedforce 

shycroissanti

risingscorchingsuns 

verishere 

foxonrollerskates 

Best Taste in Music

negative-speedforce

@evermorecatra 

oh-cramity-its-amity 

illiteratesblog 

risingscorchingsuns

verishere 

foxonrollerskates 

Best Mutual 

illiteratesblog

foxonrollerskates

sapphosdickandballs

pulim-v

@prettypinkbubbless

shycroissanti

verishere

fangirling-heart

risingscorchingsuns

negative-speedforce

@aceofstars0

The first week will be just for campaigning, but heres what the schedule for the polls will look like:

April 8th- Best Poster

April 9th- Best Reblogger

April 10th- Most Evil

April 11th- Biggest Furry

April 12th- Horniest Mutual

April 13th- Hottest Mutual

April 14th- Smartest Mutual

April 15th- Faggiest Gender

April 16th- Most Chronically Online

April 17th- Best Writer

April 18th- Best Artist

April 19th- Best OC's

April 20th- Best Taste in Music

April 21st- Best Mutual

Each poll will last a week, so by April 28th I'll have the list of official winners!

Dm anything you want in your propaganda section of the poll!

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