Accidentally head butting your friend a little too hard. Their nose is actually bleeding, you apologize genuinely feeling bad but also a little turned on by the blood. They nearly forgive you but see that look in your eyes, before you know it they pull you by your hips. And not even having time to process what’s happening, swift strikes land on your ass. Making you gasp and realize the severity of your mistake. Even though by the end you’re a soaked mess in tears, and unable to sit for at least a week. If you’re lucky.
Those middle aged priests with the dilf eye bags because that’s the only thing about them that shows their true age!!!
i fucking hate squid games because it came out the same month as Midnight Mass and absolutely buried it, which is a CRIME.
watch Midnight Mass.
What the Hamish lookalike librarian dude looks like. The SAME hair cut and glasses(?) except with a lil beard like chin beard kind of Abe looking lmao.
All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.
Please reblog this and spread the word so that we can all stream this show and get it a Season 2!!!
Bullet With Butterfly Wings - The Smashing Pumpkins
lets give it up for male whimpers. male whimpers everyone. round of applause give it up fo
Oh Lord, your priest you put on this earth are so tempting, i deeply need some guidance in a priest's bedroom