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I don’t want him to act ‘younger’. I want him to be an idiot!

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Well, anyone can be killed with a wooden stake if you try hard enough

Proof I’m a vampire: very pale, burn easily in sunlight, don’t sleep very much, look the same as i did when i was little

Proof I’m not a vampire: i eat garlic bread, can’t be killed by a wooden stake

No you won't

Come get this dick-fil-a

Imagine James get turned into a cat for a bit and when he gets back it takes a while to shake off some of the effects. Grooming himself, hissing at water, rubbing against mika for attention then walking off.

I was gonna go into some long winded paragraph about how formed habits work but yknow what? James lapping at his coffee for all of a second before remembering himself? James pressing his forehead against Mika’s in a “pet-me” fashion? James curling up on himself in his sleep?

Blessed.

Everyone knows a supernatural high schooler needs a silly normal sidekick to go on adventures with them. But as the only “normal” kid in a school full of superheroes, wizards, vampires, etc. you’ve finally had enough being everyone’s comic relief.

I have a head canon that the Demon Lord is actually really freaked out by how much everyone likes Mika. Then I saw this draw the squad prompt and this happened. (sorry for low quality I did this on the fly but hey it’s not terrible!)

at least it’s not vorw

Little did you know he wishes to be a true cinnamon roll then he can live out his dream of being gobbled up by his lover fuck fuck hecking shit that hurt me to write

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

Just been thinking about Pokemon, various pigmentation conditions/mutations, and the possibilities combining the two could create.