Reblog And Put In The Tags What Songs Make You Feel Sexy In A Irredeemable Horrible Bastard Kinda Way

I don’t have a lot of ambitions in life but one thing on my bucket list is to marry a cactus

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I have no intention of getting for real married to anyone, and I really love the desert, so for the last couple years I’ve just been obsessed by the idea of going out into the Arizona desert and doing wedding photos with a saguaro

I’ve done my research on cactus law and cactus safety. I do not intend to touch the cactus. I merely wish to stand by the cactus or photoshop myself near the cactus in a way that heavily implies the cactus to be my spiky green gay husband, so I can hang it in a discreet area of my home and stare at wistfully whenever a guest or family member or whatever talks about settling down. Something I can keep in my wallet at work that I can whip out when people ask about the ring on my finger

Again, I have done the planning. There is a wedding dress in my closet. I have a Pinterest board for this. I have spoken with a potential photographer. I just need to get to Arizona

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

my thread of ben hardy as emojis

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*me driving with my headlights off late at night*

incognito mode

baby cats very cute

my current collection

christmas eve what about christmas adam

Another One Bites The Dust is one of those songs where you’ve heard it a million times and you know what all the syllables sound like but you have no actual clue what the lyrics are? And then you look it up and it’s just??? This is a song about a man named Steve? Who the fuck is Steve????

they banned my literal first name but not mpreg

they didn't even ban mpreg