In Honor Of Pride Month Heres A Funky Little Drawing Of Me I Did On Ms Paint! Its Kinda Shitty But Thats

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

hmmm

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“you’re so full of yourself“ Actually I’m full of spiders, Idiot.

If you attempt to threaten me I will simply bite into an orange like an apple and your argument will be rendered useless in the face of my boldness. You will see the juices drip down my face and see the chunk missing from the orange and feel true disgust. Back off cowardly constructs of hate.

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

I finished another moth yesterday, I’ve decided to give them the name ﾟ+*𐐪𐑂☽ Snooze ☾𐐪𐑂*+ﾟ to match the theme of sleepy names. 

I gave her an entirely fluffy body and legs instead of just the thorax. I also made their wings a bit more closed and slighty different shaped. Her button eyes are also slightly mismatched, since I couldn’t find a true matching pair. 

kneecaps

My favorite part of reading Les Mis is when Victor Hugo says “we must be brief” and then plunges into a 40 page description of the Battle of Waterloo