As Dumb As Slime Videos May Be, They Satisfy My Childish Desire To Make Potions Out Of All The Makeup

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the incessant need to collect small rocks and worship them as gods

not a dream

spoke out against MLMs on Instagram and lost 200 followers and to top it off, got confused messages from a few people who thought I was talking about men loving men instead of pyramid schemes and multi-level marketing shgurijhguoijsfsdhfj

I don’t have a lot of ambitions in life but one thing on my bucket list is to marry a cactus

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I have no intention of getting for real married to anyone, and I really love the desert, so for the last couple years I’ve just been obsessed by the idea of going out into the Arizona desert and doing wedding photos with a saguaro

I’ve done my research on cactus law and cactus safety. I do not intend to touch the cactus. I merely wish to stand by the cactus or photoshop myself near the cactus in a way that heavily implies the cactus to be my spiky green gay husband, so I can hang it in a discreet area of my home and stare at wistfully whenever a guest or family member or whatever talks about settling down. Something I can keep in my wallet at work that I can whip out when people ask about the ring on my finger

Again, I have done the planning. There is a wedding dress in my closet. I have a Pinterest board for this. I have spoken with a potential photographer. I just need to get to Arizona

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-musicianship

-freckles

-dress sense

-handwriting

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I dont have many mutuals

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has anyone checked on tony hawk recently

Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail

my current collection

The politician “The harrington commode”