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Meet The Terrans

Prologue

Summary: The GOTG head off to the readers home planet to retrieve a precious artifact

Rocket x GN!reader x Groot

Warnings: Swearing, poly!relationship, use of Y/N

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"The artifact is located on Terran. The buyer said they'd give us five-billion units for it," Gamora said to the group, looking at some weird device.

"Five-billion?!" Rocket exclaimed, hanging onto my arm.

"What exactly is this 'artifact'?" I say, using quotation marks around the word artifact.

"The Mark X suit," she spoke up, staring at me.

"You expect me to steal my fathers iron man suit?" I raise my eyebrows.

"I am Groot?" Groot speaks up.

"No her fathers name isn't iron man you idiot," he says to Groot. He turns to me, "is it?" He whispers.

"No his name is not Iron Man, its Tony. But he's like, a hero on Terran? He's also stupid rich and ridiculously smart. Trying to steal his suit would only end in us trying to escape a highly advanced prison,"

"We've done it before," Rocket says, looking at me.

"Princess, do you understand how many fricken units that is? And anyway like Rocket said, we've escaped an alien prison before, I think this 'hero' would be no match for us," Quill says, finally turning off that one god awful song on his ipod.

"Fine, but when we get caught I'm leaving all of you besides Groot," I point to them.

"I am Groot,"

Gasp.

"She does not love you more than me!"

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"Right there is a secret entrance into the tower," I point at a spot on the map, "there are gonna be guards here," another spot, "and here," my finger stops moving.

"Why are they so spread out?" Gamora questions.

"Who cares?! Hahaha," Drax finally speaks up.

We all turn to just stare at him. His wide open mouth continues to laugh until I decide to slap the back his head.

His laughter stops abruptly.

"There all spread out because they have an AI system named JARVIS who would alert anyone that someone is there before they even got inside the building. There aren't any blind spots, and the floor where the suits are held is one of the top floors. This entrance has an iris scanner and a code that has to be entered. Im entered into the system, but JARVIS would alert my father that I'm there. I haven't been to Terran in years, so me randomly showing up would cause suspicon,"

"So what's the plan Y/N?" Gamora speaks up.

"The only thing I could think of was causing some kind of distraction. We fly the spaceship, or Peters suit, or something into the glass of the right floor. Everyone fights whoever comes their way, while one or two people run to grab the suit. Once they have the suit everyone runs out, onto whatever it is we've crashed into the building,"

"That might work," Peter speaks up.

"I am Groot,"

"What?! That would be a suicide mission,"

"He's right," I say.

"No he is not!" Rocket turns to me.

"Look I don't speak Groot like the rest of you, so what the hell is he saying?" Peter pipes up.

"He said that we should all go in all willy nilly-"

"He said," I cut Rocket off calmly, "that we should all go in. I say that I'm there to visit and I wanted to introduce you all. Then after a night or two, we steal the suit and put it in the spaceship. A few days after that we leave. We'd be on the other side of the galaxy by the time they realized we had stolen there suit,"

"How would we get the ship to be easily accessible?" Gamora says.

"If were visiting then they'd let us keep the ship at the tower,"

"I am Groot,"

"Oh shut up!"

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"We'll be at Terran in a hundred jumps, so hold on," Gamora speaks up from her seat next to Quill, buckling herself in.

Me, Rocket, and Drax all buckle in, while Groot just sits on the ground holding on tightly to mine and Rockets seats.

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"Sir, there's been a report of a craft nearing Earth at an alarming rate," Hill tells Fury.

"Can we initiate contact?" He walks over to an agent, looking over their soldier at a lit up screen.

"We can try sir," the agent speaks up.

He taps away at the keyboard for a few moments, before a static sound comes through the speaker.

"This is Director Nick Fury from S.H.E.I.L.D, identify yourself,"

There's a pregnant pause before a familiar voice comes through.

"Hey Nick,"

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"I will say I never expected to see you around again," Fury states, walking down a hallway with the group following behind.

"Decided it was finally time to visit the fam, see what's new with the world,"

"They will need to be processed though," he points at the rest of the group.

"I am Groot,"

"Why does he keep saying that?"

"It's like his language. And by the way, fam is just short for family,"

They both nod.

"Did you tell your father you were coming?"

"Now where's the fun in that?"

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"Mr. Stark, director Fury is here for you. He has guests," JARVIS says to the man drinking some form of alcohol.

"Why the hell is Fury here?" Tony mumbles, taking the final swig of his drink.

"Nice to see you too, Stark," Fury speaks up from the doorway.

"What is it now, Fury?"

"I have some people that would like to see you," He moves out of the way to reveal the group of six.

"Hiya dad,"

Here’s my list of fandoms and characters I write for!

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel Novak

Crowley

Jack Kline

Lucifer

Rowena Macleod (platonic only)

Criminal Minds

Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

Spencer Reid

David Rossi (platonic only)

Jennifer "JJ" Jareu

Penelope Garcia

Emily Prentiss

Bones

Temperence "Bones" Brennan

Seely Booth

Zack Addy

Jack Hodgins

Lance Sweets

Angela Montenegro

Camille Saroyan

Daisy Wick

Finn Abernathy

Wendall Bray

Colin Fisher

Vincent Nigel-Murray

Arastoo Vaziri

Clark Edison

James Aubrey

Hayes Flinn

Hannibal (NBC)

Hannibal Lecter

Will Graham

Hannigram

Frederick Chilton

Marvel

Avengers

Tony Stark

Bruce Banner

Steve Rogers

Thor Odinson

Natasha Romanoff

Clint Barton

Sam Wilson

Wanda Maximoff

Pietro Maximoff

Vision

Tom!Peter Parker

Stephen Strange

James "Bucky" Barnes

T'Challa

Scott Lang

Loki Lauefyson

Ultron

Zemo

Raimi Spider-Man

Tobey!Peter Parker

Otto Octavius

Norman Osborn

Harry Osborn

Webb Spider-Man

Andrew!Peter Parker

Harry Osborn

GOTG

Peter Quill

Gamora

Drax

Mantis

Groot

Rocket

Daredevil

Matt Murdock

Foggy Nelson

Venom

Eddie Brock

Venom

Deadpool

Wade "Deadpool" Wilson

The Punisher

Frank Castle

Billy Russo

Harry Potter

Golden Trio Era

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger (platonic only)

Ron Weasley

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Fred and George Weasley

Ginny Weasley (platonic only)

Draco Malfoy

Neville Longbottom

Luna Lovegood

Cedric Diggory

Oliver Wood

Older Maraduers Era

Marauders Eras

James Potter

Severus Snape

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Before GT Era

Bill Weasley

Charlie Weasley

Percy Weasley

Riddle Era

Tom Riddle

Slashers

Scream

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Poly!ghostface

My Bloody Valentine

Harry Warden

The Boy

Brahms Heelshire

Friday The 13th

Jason Voorhees

Halloween

Michael Meyers

Nightmare on Elm Street

Freddy Krueger

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Thomas Hewitt

Bubba Saywer

Child's Play

Chucky

Tiffanny

Laid To Rest

Jesse Chromeans (ChromeSkull)

House Of Wax

Bo Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Black Christmas

Billy Lenz

Sherlock (BBC)

Sherlock Holmes

John Watson

Mycroft Holmes

Jim Moriarty

Mary Morston

Greg Lestrade

Molly Hooper

The Maze Runner

Thomas

Newt

Minho

Gally

Frypan

Brenda

Supergirl

Kara

Alex

Winn

Brainy

J’onn

Mon El

specific reader characteristics (male, poc, short, etc.) are only per request if they further the stories plot. Im trying to make all of my stories gn or with a reader with no specific characteristics to make them all inclusive. If they have specific characteristics they will be put at the top of any story!

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Ok but imagine

it’s Sunday morning and you’re sitting on the counter top with your man standing in between your legs. He’s letting you shave his face and while you are staring intensely at his face cause you’re concentrated on not cutting him, his hands hold your waist or hips and he stares at you with so much love and a hint of amusement.

and that ladies and gents is my love language

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