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What about head cannons for what type of cars the brothers/side characters would drive?

THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST

(I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT CARS SO ILL TRY MY BEST TO MAKE THIS AS ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE)

This is part 1, I’ll do part 2 (the side characters) later

Pt.1-type of cars that the brothers would drive :>

Lucifer:

I feel like he would drive a 2022 black Dodge Charger

Why? You may ask. I have no idea I just get a feeling

Kidding, I feel like he can get around pretty fast and if there was a car the screamed ‘dominate’ that would be the car

He doesn’t drive it a lot since he works from home and the only places he usually goes is to RAD and the Lords castle.

He used to have a 2016 which looked pretty similar but Mammon convinced him to change it up so he looked more ‘modern’

“Heyyyyyy Luciferrrrr,” Mammon lazily said as he tried to catch up to Lucifer, they were walking to RAD and Mammon had noticed Lucifer’s car. Lucifer turned towards Mammon unimpressed thinking that he was gonna ask for his credit card back and was now ready to say no to him again for the 1000th time. “You should really change your car, 2016 was soooooo long ago.” Mammon said exaggerating the ‘so’ to make his point that 2016 had pasted a pretty long time ago. Lucifer raised his eyebrows taken by surprised that mammon didn’t ask him for the credit card, he looked forward again and throughout the school day he really thought about it. ‘There’s nothing wrong with my car? Why should I change it? It’s just a car I don’t even use it…Maybe MC will like it..hm maybe’ And as you know but the end of the day he ended up getting a new car. That night he invite MC for a drive around his favorite parts of the devildom.

Mammon:

MY FAVORITE BOY

Ok, from the looks of it he seems to have a 1969 Ford Mustang in his room

For me it seems that he like classical cars, no other reason than that in the human realm they are pretty valuable(money wise)

He pretty much drives a similar one since the one he has in his room is for ‘exhibit’

So what I’ve come to think is that he drives a 1955 chevy bel air

I know it’s way off from the 1969 Ford Mustang in his room but whenever I think about Mammon driving a car, that’s the car I imagine he drives.

“Yo yo yo! MC lets go drive around the devildom! I’ll even get us food, my treat!” Mammon grinned as he jiggled the keys to his car. MC smiled at him as they walked towards Mammon and followed him to his car. They both got on and drove around, stopped to get food, and hang around.

Leviathan:

THIS MAN DOESNT DRIVE

But for the sake of this head canon I’m gonna say 2021 chevrolet corvette

It seems super modern and easy to drive?

☹️that’s all I can think of

Oh but don’t forget the anime stickers all over

“H-hey MC, if you ever need to go somewhere…you can always ask me for a ride.”

Satan:

WOOO SATAN

Ok so like Levi, I feel like he doesn’t drive since He has very few places to go

But if I were to think of one it would probably be 2019 Honda Insight

It’s a pretty regular car, I don’t think he would really care about what kind of car it is

All he care about is that it works so there ya go

Satan had showed his car to MC for the first time, “Oh? It looks..normal?” Satan chuckles at their respond. “Well yes, it does the job of getting me around so I don’t really care how the car looks”

Asmodeus:

THIS GUY, OK HEAR ME OUT

A pink limousine

This man can’t drive for shit, so he needs someone to drive for him

Probably gets one of his simps to drive him around with it

“Won’t you be a dear and drive for me?~” Asmo says as he winks at the demon in front of him. The demon of course takes the bate and does as he says.

Beelzebub:

A truck

That’s all

It’s a truck

But if you want me to be specific then a 2021 Ford F-150

Beel is big boy who needs a big veiahle

And a truck is the right thing for him

“Lucifer, I like this one.” Beel tells Lucifer as he puts his hand on the Ford. Lucifer saw that it was big and was pretty much the best for Beel. Lucifer nods as he guides beel to the dealer.

Belphagor:

Beel

Thats all

THIS MAN IS LITERALLY THE AVATAR OF SLOTH HE WILL FALL ASLEEP ON THE ROAD

And he once did

We was driving Lucifer’s old car and feel asleep, he crashed

Lucifer ended up giving him his old car since when he got the new one he didn’t know what to do with the old one

So in conclusion he would drive a 2016 black Dodge Charger

But like I said he crashed it so now they have it in the garage and Beel just takes him everywhere

Belphie yawns and he wakes up from a loud crashing sound, as he opens his eyes he sees his car and someone else’s crashed together. “Huh? What the fuck happened?” Belphie almost gets arrested if it wasn’t for Lucifer go got him out last second. Of course the first born thought it would have been a good punishment but Beel wouldn’t stop begging him.

WOOOOOOOOO I DID IT OO ILL GO PART 2 LATER

Wanna kiss 😍

🤔🤔maybe

Would you, idk, marry me by any chance? 🤨

Definitely

YOU PLAY WIT YOURSELF 🥺🙏

@oreosplease @nonotthebasement @xxcha0t1c-racc00nxx

Twirling my 6ft long toe nail hair with my 000000000.01 cm long finger my 1cm legs shook wit pleasure.

(These are what ur feet look like, imagine them with longer toe nail hair)

There was always something about playing with my tow nail hair that filled my SMALL CUTE AND PETITE body with so much pleasure that I would just cum on the spot🥺🥺🥺

Jeffy Weffy wouldn't like me doing this, he says only he can play with my CUTE toe nail hair but I can't help but want to play with it. Even if I cum to many times.

Right now I b ok my 10th orgasm already and my CUTE AND PERFECT little voice fills Jeff's dirty, disgusting room that is nothing like me. I am perfect after all.

Idk when he will come back and right now as I twerl my blonde toe nail hair that comes out from underneath my toe nails, I could care less. It's long like I'm playing with my booty hair or anything. That is completely off limits for Jeffy Weffy.

Suddenly the door bursts open and their is Jeffy Weffy in his full pale Glory.

His crusty musty hair fell behind his skinny shoulders that be looking like they on life support, his blood drained white hoodie is dripping with blood as usual and his black skinny jeans are looking as musty as ever. Hi red, crusty lips are dripping their skin flakes onto the floor not like that's unusual for him, they always be doing that and his BEAUTIFUL DARK BLUE SPARKLING EYES are filled with some anger as he bite his crusty lips, getting some more flakes onto the ground as they were already in a 5 ft pile on the floor.

Stompinh over to me with his big man feet he glared down on my skinny and perfect 2'1 form, my big breasts were at least 2fr long were seating in my back hoodie bc I hates myself so much, my big fat juicy ass underneath me making the clapping sound that it always makes as my skinny stomach and small waist make me basically perfect.

Looking up at him with my PERFECT blue eyes in fear j shiver at the feeling of his lip crust pouring into my small form.

"Baby growl, were you playing with your lovely toe nail hair wit out me? "

His deep, sexy voice made me cum on the spot before I answered in my high pitched femine voice.

"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes m-m-m-m-m-m-my c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-crust d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-daddy"

Smirking down at me 1 ft of crusty covered my small and CUTE form as I twerles my toe nail hair in my finger before he grabbed it with his big man hand that was 1000000000x bigger than mine and softly threw it back at me, making me fall over and moan in my CUTE voice before he responded

"Loo like u finna ge punnish"

Part two????? 🥺🙏

YALL PLEASE IN NEED IDEAS IM BEGGINGBYALL

CAN SOMEONE DO LIKE AN THE OBEY ME BROTHER REACT TO YOU GOUNG TO A PSYCH WARD HEAD CANNON🤔🤔🤔

Am I the only one that likes soft sec/making love with Satan more than rough/angry sex?

YALL IMMA START DOING HEAD CANONS OF THE OBEY ME BROTHER + THE SIDE CHARACTERS (except for luck if it’s a nsfw one 🙂) ANYWAYS IF YALL WANNA GIVE ME REQUEST ILL DO IT 😼😼😼

ALSO I PLAN ON DOING GENDER NEUTRAL UNLESS REQUESTED OTHER WISE 😋

I find it hilarious how fucking DEVASTATED BoTw Link is about losing a Mario kart race.

Thousands of people died during the calamity including your best friends and it’s your job to fix what’s left.

You got 7th place in Mario Kart.