Every Time Simon Cries, I Cry

Simon: crushes are the worst

Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid

Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Simon:

Maddie: I owe you one.

Wally: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

I think he does what he always does: tries his best™

do you think Simon copied Charley's handwriting too when writing the letter to Emilio or do you think he was just hoping really hard that he wouldn't notice

Simon Elroy needs to go to a rage room. Let him get his anger and frustrations out because he is so stressed and that’s not healthy. He’s so stressed like he needs to let all that frustration out

I know some of you are happy about this but I for one did not need to see Wally’s bare ass as I ate my lunch ✋😭

Mr Martin giving the girl he burned to death with a copy of Fahrenheit 451 is kind of hilarious, like who knew he could be so cunty

maddie & simon (circa 2022... probably)

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Xavier: I trust Simon.

Claire: You think they know what they're doing?

Xavier: I wouldn't go that far.

I would like to say that while I am a Xavier/Simon shipper (just a smidge) I have loved and appreciated Simon as a character by himself from the start of season 1 and he remains my favorite irrevocably ☝️ pls let the record show I am a Simon fan above all else ‼️

when the fandom finally starts to like appreciate Simon but its because hes now being shipped with xavier

If we don’t get more moments like this, I’m going to be very, very sad. I love a silly goose trying his best vs guy barely holding it together trope 😔💔

xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.