Simeonsaints - Nar

my goat simeony saintsbury

recommending ace attorney is like yeah u have to sit through three kind of meh cases in the first game but then it gets really good i promise. and then its kind of boring for a while again but like the end of the second game is also really good and the third game is fucking awesome. and then OHHHHH THE FOURTH GAME IS LITERALLY SO GOOD it introduces a new protagonist and his deal is that um. actually i can’t tell you that you just have to go and play it. the fifth and sixth games kind of suck but they both have their highlights. ohhhhh but actually before playing the second trilogy you should play edgeworths little gay investigation spinoff. theres two. yeah? there’s two? and you dont actually get to go into court. oh and then when you’re done with all that you can play this OTHER spinoff game series which is SO fucking good it follows the first protagonist’s ancestor as he navigates life in england as a japanese man. it’s really interesting because of its commentary on immigration and the corruption of the aristocracy but it doesnt really get good until the end of the second game. what? no yeah um the first eight cases kind of suck. well i mean they’re okay in certain aspects but like the story gets really good halfway through the second game. don’t play it until you’ve finished the first four games in the main series though it’s better if you have i think. oh and also there’s another spinoff featuring this puzzle solving guy and phoenix and maya get transported to oz or something im not sure i haven’t gotten around to it yet. sorry? how many is that? oh i mean its eleven games um six mainline and five spinoff but i promise it’s really good. oh and its basically just court simulator like youre basically just in a debate club meeting the whole time. why are you looking at me like that

// aai2 spoilers

undertale au

stupits. sillies even

i missed themmmm