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“Trust me. I haven’t led you astray in minutes.”
— Loki, probably.
Human: Are you a boy or a girl?
Loki: Not to my knowledge.
Odin: Do you know how many laws you break daily, on average?
Loki: One?
Odin: No.
Loki: Two?
Odin: No.
Loki: …is it one?
loki · the trickster god of mischief
Loki is known as the tricker God, he is not evil, nor is he good, he lives in Asgard even though he is from Jotunheim (the land of the giants). he loves to make trouble for anyone and everyone especially for the Gods and Goddesses in Asgard. Loki is both cunning and clever and he always comes up with new ideas to annoy and bring people in the uttermost embarrassments. Loki just loves to prank people in all the ways he can think of, aslong that he think it is funny. After he brings someone in trouble with his pranks, he often saved them so he would look like the hero of the day. Loki has an amazing ability which is a quite useful skill for him, he is able to shape shift into almost any living being. In some separate incidents he appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a seal, a fly, and possibly also an elderly woman. After Loki had made one prank to many for the Gods and Goddesses in Asgard, he was placed in a cave with a poisonous snake above his head. Loki’s faithful and loving wife Sigyn, stayed with Loki in the cave and held a bowl over his head to catch the poison from the snake.
requested by: @orvynn
“I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did”
— Loki
Loki: Okay I got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood
Odin: Wow... where'd you find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Loki: ...you wanted fake blood?
For @mythologicalnet‘s event: “Siblings”
T h e C h i l d r e n O f L o k i
Thor, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Loki, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two
no, because Laurits is the best Loki, you don't know what side is he on, but you hope and believe he is good, I would trust them with my life, and I know I shouldn't.
bonus, Laurits edit
No one talks about this Loki enough, he's literally the perfect representation of non binary and the lgbt
“You’re slow, but you get there in the end.” And his lips twisted into a scarred smile and the embers danced in the shadows of his eyes.”
Low key: What’s the most important thing in a fight?
Shadow: Honor.
Low key: *slaps the back of his head* Not getting killed. Right. Biting, kicking, gouging, it’s all good.
Shadow: I was raised to-
Low key: Were you raised to die young?
(after Loki is chained)
Loki, to Odin: I would wish you the best, but I am the best
Shadow: My wife just died.
Low Key: Sometimes it be like that.
Devotional acts for Loki🖤
These are just some ways I personally honor Him.
Wear shades of green, black, and gold.
Do my makeup. Especially in a dramatic way (I see it as a way of shapeshifting)
Laugh at stupid shit ESPECIALLY when no one else gets it.
Listen to comedy podcasts/stand up with Him. (Especially Chris D'Elia)
Be undoubtedly and unapologetically myself.
Support my friends, and those who need it. (LGBT community, Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood, etc)
Compliment people when they wear things that you know they like but are worried about what other people might think.
Volunteer/ help out those in need.
Eat gingerbread cookies. Or anything with cinnamon in it.
Drink cider.
Admire nature, and the animals in it. Find beauty in all of them, not just puppies and kittens, but alligators and rats too.
Decorate your home and yourself in snakes.
Be proud of yourself. You’re awesome, and beautiful just the way you are.
Clean or redecorate your house/room.
Light incense.
Make blueberry gin or whatever cocktail you prefer.
Throw a party.
Be a misfit, be friends with misfits.
Listen to The Misfits (or other punk bands)
Play with children and encourage them to use their imaginations as much as possible.
Tell stories.
Believe in crazy and impossible things.
Take no shit.
Mess around with people (take that as you may)
Learn a ‘useless’ talent. Like, speaking Morse code, or playing the spoons. (No talent is useless but maybe these aren’t as useful)
Don’t take yourself or life too seriously.
Don’t give a fuck about what people think of you.
Speak your mind.
Say no when you need it.
Say yes when you want to.
Read old, sad poetry and then visit those sad poets graves with flowers.