* taps mic * is this thing on ? hi pookies ! it's the week before christmas & today , i'm presenting to you all a list of different occupations for your muses . i've categorized them based on alphabetical order for a neater look & it'll be easier for you all to read / browse through . i hope you find this masterlist helpful !
a like + reblog would be greatly appreciated . happy holidays !
accountant
activist
actor / actress
aesthetician
animator
apartment flipper
art critique
artist
author
babysitter
baker
bank teller
barista
bartender
bellhop
bike messenger
body builder
body guard
book keeper
bookstore owner
bouncer
cake decorator
camp counselor
cars salesman
casino manager
casting director
chef
civic planner
comedian
computer engineer
concert promoter
construction worker
dentist
dermatologist
dietitian
doctor
disk jockey
diver
driver [ uber , lyft , private ]
emergency medical technician
entrepreneur
etsy shop owner
fast food employee
figure skater
firefighter
financial analyst
fisherman
florist
food deliverer [ postmates , uber eats , etc ]
food critic
former child star
former miss universe
funeral director
game developer
guidance counselor
hair dresser
hair stylist
high school teacher
influencer
interior decorator
investor
janitor
journalist
judge
kindergarten teacher
lab assistant [ biology / chemistry lab ]
lifeguard
line cook
maid
make up artist
manager
marine biologist
marriage / family therapist
massage therapist
matchmaker
mechanical engineer
mobile app developer
mortician
motorcycle mechanic
nail technician
nurse practitioner
nursing professor
obstetrician
pageant queen
physiotherapist
piercer
pilot for commercial airlines
plastic surgeon
police officer
personal stylist
private attorney
private chef
professional athlete [ football , basketball , soccer ]
professional boxer
professional chess player
professional esports player
professional mermaid
professional photographer
professor
programmer
public relations
quality control inspector
real estate agent
receptionist
relationship counselor
respiratory therapist
retail employee
sales person
set designer / illustrator
singer
small business owner
socialite
social media curator
social media intern
song - writer
sports agent
stunt double
tattoo artist
teacher's assistant
tour guide
tour manager
translator
travel writer [ journalist ]
twitch streamer
ultrasound technologist
veterinarian / vet assistant
waiter / waitress
web art director
yoga instructor
zoologist
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
anti-native words you should stop using in your vocabulary and the racist history behind them, from a native! niila myaamia.
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me when i see new cornetto fans following me or in the tags:
I legit gave up on trying to ban the bots, they’re just sitting there and inflating my followers 💀
what to write next; wip writers' block edition:
switch POVs (this would differ if you really want it to be limited, but if you do switch, make sure to keep it [somewhat] consistent)
introduce a new character
scrap the planning and go off the rails (literally and figuratively)
kill off a character
turn something the characters have been chasing into something that doesn't exist
destroy the thing they've been chasing just when they get it
introduce another subplot
turn one of the mc's trusted characters into a traitor
what would you do to make your mc's life as difficult as possible? oh, that's evil. do it.
send the mc on a wild goose chase
make the mc screw up really, really badly
enact the Fatal Flaw™—make this make them screw up
the mc does something that splits up their group and renders them not trustworthy
the mc betrays their group
the characters are forced to sacrifice something dear
the villain dies
the villain is killed by an underling who is even worse than the original villain
introduce the person who controls the villain
kill off the mc's motivation
what would give the villain absolute power? a gateway to achieve their goal? do it, or if you can't, nudge them in the right direction
im obsessed with stories that have a fixed ending before they even start. stories with narrators who are crying as they tell it because there is only one way this can end.
there is only one way this can go.
stories where the characters might know how it all ends and beg the audience to change it, knowing they can't. stories where the characters are unaware, but given the people they are and the situations they're in- well, what else are they supposed to do?
stories that are loops. that start with everyone dying and getting back up again to do it one more time.
because this time, maybe, it will be different.
the narrator cries.
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Actually I wanna be someone’s comfort person. their go to. their favorite. the person they wanna grow with and heal with.
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