Commander Fox Finds Out About Palpatines Plans And Instead Of Doing Something Logical He Starts Prank

“Portraits, Commander & General of the Republic army.”

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So a quick Jean singer seargent study quickly snowballed into me wanting to do a bunch of these so I’m starting off with the favorite boys.

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I owe you my life for drawing this

I was inspired by @haythamkawaii's gorgeous art, I just love their dadpart AU so much

ahsoka: i’ve decided i’m planning a wedding.

rex: whose?

ahsoka: obi-wan and cody's.

anakin: they’re engaged?!

ahsoka: they will be.

I am deeply satisfied by this fandom 😌

So what you’re saying is that the Dark Council had a really entertaining meeting that day, huh

Cody : *Waking up at 3am because a comlink rings* ... Yes?

Anakin :... Cody?

Cody: General Skywalker? Is there a problem?

Anakin: No...

Cody: You need me for something?

Anakin : No...

Cody: So why did you call me at 3am?

Anakin: I didn't. Why did you respond to Obi-Wan's comlink?

Cody : What...?

Anakin :... Is Obi-Wan with you? At 3am? What does that mean?!

Cody : That's not what you think, sir! We were... He was...

Anakin : Obi-Wan, you're just a stupid hypocrite!

Obi-Wan: *wakes up because of the noise * What?

Cody : We can explain!

Anakin: Obi-Wan! The last time I asked Rex to work at this time to help me with the paperwork, you berated me for hours! But you're doing the same thing with Cody!

Obi-Wan : *always half asleep* Paperwork? Where?

Cody : Paperwork! We are guilty! We were working. Nothing else. You are absolutely right! *laughs nervously*

coruscant has the space equivalent to the cosmopolitan magazine, including those celebrity quizzes pertaining to things such as "which actor is your bestie" etc. except they come out with an issue about the jedi INCLUDING "which jedi master would be your soulmate"

the troopers have a riot with this, the jedi amused just as much if not more (no one has heard yoda laugh this much since a prank some padawans *cough cough obiwanandquinlan COUGH* had pulled on mace). cody had refused to participate in the quiz no matter how much heckling he received from the 212th. on the other hand, obiwan is having a riot with it.

when obiwan hears troopers who got him, he becomes more friendly than before—overuses terms of endearments, more pats on the shoulders, smiling a little sweeter, those sorts of things. 212th troopers who got jedi like anakin or plokoon, obiwan just waggles a teasing brow and makes teasing little comments whenever they're teamed up.

it's rex that finally gets cody to take the quiz. some off hand comment about obiwan and his eyes or something along those lines. cody just yanks out the nearest datapad and does the questionnaire with much more thought than he ought to.

and what'd ya know—he got obiwan.

rex leaks it to the 212th and cody receives so much crap for that. obiwan overhears it and bc he is such a bastard, participates in all the teasing, just outright starts flirting bc isn't it so fun to see cody, marshall commander of the 3rd system army, become pink in the face from all the implications?

the next issue is of the high ranking officers of the GAR, including the clones. obiwan gets cody and anakin gives him so much crap for it as well. cody gives obiwan a taste of his own medicine

Y’all are too nice in the fics where Obi-Wan gets turned into a cat. Listen, that little shit is gonna be an orange tabby cat. Do you know what that means???

He’s gonna bite everyone. Half his ghost company is gonna have cat scratch fever by the time he’s human again.

He meant those bites both angrily and lovingly at the same time. No he’s not elaborating.

Ekekekekekeks at everything

He would like not just one bite of Cody’s food, but the whole plate, actually

He’s gonna fight that guy *immediately gets bodied*

He climbs onto Cody’s shoulder and starts grooming his bucket. Yes he truly thinks that’s doing something

Spanks > normal soft pets

Pet him as aggressively as you can plz

Purrs 24/7

Cody will hold him with a single hand under his chest and just gesture with him while he’s purring so hard and Cody is fully talking with his hands cat flying all over. It’s their favorite

He would like your sandwich and no he’s not asking he’ll just take that thank you YOINK

He makes biscuits on Cody’s tits 😌 It hurts

He literally cannot comprehend that when he sleeps on Cody’s face Cody cannot breathe. They compromise by Cody spooning him and that helps a LOT. It’s the coziest and safest Obi-Wan has ever been in his life

Uppies. Now.

Crying whenever Cody isn’t there. Full on kitty cries and looking for him whenever he can’t see his sunshine love. Waxer and Boil are trying so hard not to give in plz General, Cody is in a meeting.

Like get more creative babes. He’s not gonna be some smart boy, he’s orange he’s gonna be looking for the braincell till they turn him into a human again.

At this point the Old Republic era is made of headcannons, as it should be 😌

Aloysius Kallig and Tulak Hord were roommates

Source? Force told me.

Star Wars and Call of Duty 😌✨

obsessing over fictional characters is a fulltime job and it has no mercy

repost and tag with you very own slightly unhealthy obsessions

I know its been said before but like Sith Obi-Wan trained by Dooku? More powerful than Vader just not in the same ways, regardless of if he was raised from childhood as an apprentice or picked up a while into having Qui-Gon as a master

Yeah he'd be traumatised but he is anyway so why not make him a Sith apprentice as a treat

He'd be civilised, he'd be intelligent and dear christ he'd be fucking lethal [also he'd be a massive fucking whore I mean that man could get anyone]

Also Dooku being exasperated and resigned to Obi-Wan's slut behaviour "Grandpadawan, do they teach such behaviours in the temple or did your friendship with Vos lead you to be like this?"

Obi-Wan wearing the most revealing outfit possible, Dooku just fucking sighing in the background and trying to cover him with a spare robe