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i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

i know this isn’t that funny and the template is kinda old, but i really needed to make the john cena joke

this was a historical moment in television

fun fnaf idea:

right so, both the original trilogy and the movie had a theme of afton kidnapping kids which is (as far as i know) never shown in the games lore in any way.

i was watching the last gtlive video reacting to dual process theory and he brought up a part about if he'd kidnapped michael and that's part of the reason for his treatment of him.

in the books, (spoiler alert!) charlie has a brother named sam (a twin if i remember) who got kidnapped by afton at a young age and i was thinking that it would be pretty cool if that was a michael backstory for the games.

obviously. before anyone comes after me, i have thought it through and it is very non-lore compliant and this isn't an actual theory. it's more of a funky lil' 'what if' scenario that appeared in my head.

it could have been shown in the books if henry had two kids and william had two kids as well (both a girl and a boy so it would be charlie and michael as henry's and cassidy (?) and elizabeth as william's), which isnt actually factual to the books but it would have been pretty cool like i said.

anyways yeah. funky idea

ghost lore theory

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So... we still don't know who Papa Emeritus V is going to be, right?

well i have some... theories for anyone interested.

That piece near the end of the movie after her death where it shows the children snapshots of different animals/actions. There are always 2 children and I honestly don't know much about the Emeritus bloodline but the fact that there were always 2 children in each scene made me think. Hey, what if Copia had a twin that we didn't know about.

Another candidate that comes to mind to be V is Father Jim from that one Phantomime announcement stream. He didn't seem to have a completed arc. Although, I suppose he could turn out to be some sort of antihero/villain/opposition to the church at a later point.

Secret third option (which is very very unlikely) would be Father Jim being both V and the twin, which would be insane.

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

the setup wizard except a little guy in a hat pops out your computer and actually sets all this shit up for you