I Know This Is Going To Make Me Sound Pretensions But I Have To Get It Off My Chest. I Feel An Unimaginable

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

just glanced to my right and made direct eye contact with a spider :D

Jason is in civilian clothing absolutely plastered at a Crime Alley bar when Joker breaks out of Arkham, and while still drunk he abruptly decides he’s sick of all this dramatic bullshit and just. kills the Joker. tracks him down, kills him without any fanfare, and ditches. it was executed flawlessly, incredible really considering his intoxication levels at the time. he only slipped up a teeny-tiny amount.

because he got seen leaving the murder scene. in civilian clothing. and then got caught once more via a security camera as he was disappearing back into Crime Alley. and the bats fucking saw that footage.

Bruce Wayne, an emotional wreck, just found out that Jason is alive, apparently just murdered the Joker, and is now living alone in Crime Alley (and who knows in what conditions?! he’s legally dead, there’s no legal way for him to make money, his poor son might be homeless.) and for some reason he isn’t coming home. Bruce is in despair, getting worse the longer they can’t track Jason down. finally, at his wits end, he decides to ask the help of the one other vigilante figure that seems to know Crime Alley better than the bats, and that might have some less-savoury contacts that could be of better help tracking down a legally dead boy.

the Red Hood, struggling not to laugh hysterically in Batman’s face, has never been more excited to accept a job in his LIFE. he has no plans on how he’s going to fuck with Bruce just yet, but by god is he going to do something.

not gonna lie this guy has grown on me so much as a character

you ever do a thing (meet a person, speak to a person, join something) and then you get the *feeling* where you know you've just made a bad decision for future you but you're far too deep in now...?

the new hunger games book is giving me memories to the 2018 wattpad hunger games fanfics i used to read

getting to that time of the year where the sun will straight up project childhood memories onto your bedroom wall at about 3 or 4 pm

i kinda hate how they keep cutting Ambrose/Mox out of all of the Seth and Roman history parts bcs like,, why?? he was an important part of it all but they're just removing him

it took me a solid month to realise the bootleg terror twins merch im wearing says 'area ripley' not rhea ripley...

like they can spell damian priest but not rhea ripley?? also the only reason i got bootleg was bcs the official shit was sold out and not coming back