Cryptid!Alfred, Who Is Actually Immortal. Like, He Cannot Die For Forever - He Did Once, During The War,

also i would find it really funny if el grande americano wasn't actually chad gabl, just someone who looked nearly exactly the same. it'd be funny

and yes im invested in the lucha storyline in case you couldn't tell

Sorry I haven’t posted much, I got very caught up at work. But fun story, Red Hood apparently is at a bunch of the drag shows downtown, like a few months ago when I was there I saw him, and then someone got a video of him at the one last weekend and put it on TikTok

I need WWE to allow intergender matches because I need Penta to run it back with Iyo and Chelsea Green.

OKAY I JUST WANNA SAY OUT OF KAYFABE, THE ROSTER HAS TO HAVE SO MUCH TRUST IN FINN WHEN A DECENT AMOUNT OF HIS MOVE SET IS STOMPING BASED

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

Don't feed the trolls

Never give out personal information

Anonymity is the best defense

Don't click suspicious links

Don't click popups and ads

Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true

You are responsible for your own experience

There is porn of everything, act accordingly

there are only so many times one can crash leonardo da vinci's first flying mahcine before you lose your mind

what's in my ao3 private bookmarks is between me and god (and possibly the author)

why is it always trans women who are seen as threats and never trans men???

like neither should realistically be seen as a threat (individual people are threats depending on who they are and what actions they do) but why always trans women fucking hell

as much as i love angst i do also adore familial league of assassins shit, and since i keep seeing them on my tiktok fyp i cant stop thinking about those videos of idiot teenagers in military training being. teenagers. and thinking of jason and damian. just those two having weird little gimmicks and traditions that confuse the absolute fuck out of the rest of the family from their time at the league.

damian will refer to grapes as ‘assassination implements’ because of that time jason tried to throw one at him, missed, hit ra’s in the back of the head, and to avoid getting in trouble gaslit him into believing it must have been some kind of dart that hit him from a coup attempt. ra’s went into lockdown and had the entire base searched and jason’s been lying about it for a year, nodding along whenever ra’s brings up the ‘irritating failure that escaped capture’.

nanda parbat had a specific bar that a lot of the assassins would go to when off-duty for a break, but damian wasn’t allowed because talia said he was too young so jason and a couple other loa workers dressed him up in fake facial hair and convinced the bartender he was just a really short old guy to get him in, and since then whenever they talk about something damian’s done that he wasn’t supposed to do they say it was ‘old man brutus’ that did it. bruce has no idea who the fuck brutus is or why two of his sons find his existence so amusing.

whenever the assassins were fucking around on loa grounds they would have a specific low-down gravely tone of voice that when any of them saw talia or ra’s approach, they would use to warn the rest of the group by saying ‘al ghul’ in that tone to indicate everyone had to straighten up and act like they were training. damian can copy that tone perfectly, and will use that voice when saying non-sensical words like ‘ooby-dooby’ and ‘birch tree’ because the tone makes jason instinctively straight up and whirl around like a soldier hearing the word ‘sergeant’. it works every fucking time.

one of damian’s tutors and jason’s mission colleague hated coconut milk with a fucking passion and would rant about it every time it was brought up in conversation. a lot of the guys would take bets on how long she could go talking about it and then purposely brought it up to set her off as a game. every time anyone around the loa base was seen with coconut milk somebody would respond ‘what would eden say if she saw you with that?’. tim dick and bruce do not know who eden is or why they hate coconut milk and at this point they’re too scared to ask.

all im saying is the loa becomes much funnier if we consider it just to be a very strict assassin boarding school that jason attended and damian grew up in.