Wolf: Y'know, Ganon, I’ve Never Really Questioned It Before But … What’s With The Whole Pig Motif?

(A coffin arrives.)

Viktor: It’s a coffin. There’s a name engraved on it.

*shows the name*

WHORE. It’s empty!

*grabs Lord Transyl*

AND YOU’RE GOING IN IT!

VIKTOR HAND-CRAFTED IT THEN MAILED IT TO HIMSELF JUST TO SAY THIS

redraw lel

I love this game

limbus company is a wild game. you play as a nonbinary amnesiac who got their head cut off and responded by replacing it with a flaming wall clock, whose second job is to (ineffectually, at first) be the manager of a group of people on a bus and whose first job is to revive and heal them anytime anything happens, which is all the time. your party is comprised of a dour scientist who has a habit of speaking in poetry, a mysterious white haired genius implied to be in a constant mental discord call with different versions of herself across multiple universes, an autistic woman who named her shoes after a fictional horse and turns into an ancient and powerful vampire if they're ever taken off, a swordswoman who speaks a third of her mind in acronyms and loves to murder people "artistically", an autistic frenchman built like a fridge who refuses to be a person unless ordered to, a long haired rich pretty boy who accidentally pisses people off with his sheltered behavior half the time and pretends to be dumber than he is to purposefully annoy people the other half, a british thug whose entire plot could have been solved by just spitting it out and also turned into a wolf monster for a bit, a ginger who got bored of her office job and decided to get on a boat and hunt whales about it, a russian gambler whose mental health and self image are rapidly deteriorating while she is also getting progressively worse at hiding it, a young man who is really in over his head while also being very good at killing people who also is weirdly good at translating the earlier mentioned swordswoman's acronyms, a kiss-ass former military woman who would probably kill everyone else in the party if she thought she could get away with it, and a german former-soldier who got a mutant bug arm and intense ptsd and depression. there's also the all powerful guide who tells you where to go who is legally not allowed to be too helpful and is also perpetually sick of your shit, and the strange girl who drives the bus you all ride in without a license or a lick of training. also the bus looks like a train. add onto the fact that most of the characters and their backstories are references to classic literature, and you have what is possibly the world's MOST dysfunctional dnd party.

we love this fucking game.

Could Perry the Platypus Kill Macbeth?

Yes, Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb could kill Macbeth!

Due to being a platypus, which hatch from eggs, he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause! Thank you for your submission!

Im not a parent, but I know that so many issues with kids misbehaving could be solved by giving them a simple task to complete instead of just yelling “stop” until they cry

every time a wuthering heights adaptation depicts heathcliff as a white guy an angel dies

"So like, the Lotus Eaters were just hypnotized dudes, but the fandom turned them into cute little creatures. And Jorge made that canon. Then people got confused and assumed the Winions were the same creature as the Lotus Eaters, and eventually, it became canon that the WERE the same creature. So now, the Lotus Eaters and the Winions are actually the same species. Also the Winions is the company the Jorge now owns. Also the winions are us"

Can hefefef canonically make guns?

I dont think he did canonly but if he made robots then I'm pretty sure he made guns and was like "nah... the world is not ready for that yet" and keeps it in a closet next to ipads and nuclear weapons and fidget spinners

Grimm asks his child for early access to the Brumm’s new album with unsatisfying results