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A man goes to the fish market and walks up to a stall. There is a young boy selling fish. The boy is shouting "BUY MY DAMN FISH!". The man says you can't say that! The boy responds. "What do you mean? I caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." The man says okay and buys some and brings them home. He says to his wife "cook these damn fish!" His wife responds with a shocked face and says you can't say that! He says "the boy told me he caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." So the wife cooks up the fish and they're having dinner and the husband says "pass the damn fish!" To which his daughter responds "that's the spirit dad! Pass the fucking french fries!"

As the person who sent that, I am willing to find Roland and murder him for taking away Jae-Heon's attempt at bringing back his son 😌

I truly believe Jae-Heon did nothing wrong and will fight anyone who disagrees

- Sincerely, a Jae-Heon fan

My sincerest thanks, you really know how to flatter a man. If anyone wishes to complain to me about anything I've done, I will redirect you to the anon in this post. 🧵

A random seahorse could Kill Macbeth

Yes, Any Seahorse from Real Life could kill Macbeth!

The way seahorse childbirth works is that the female produces eggs (not "eggs" like chicken eggs, "eggs" like human eggs) which she then deposits into the pouch of the male, in which the eggs will grow into very small yet fully formed seahorses and emerge from the male's pouch as a live birth. This means that all seahorses apply for the Birth Parent Clause, with their birthing parent being the male instead of the female. Thank you for your submission!

The powerpuff girls could kill Macbeth!

Yes, Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls could kill Macbeth!

Due to being artificially created from a concoction of sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X by Professor Utonium, the three of them all apply for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (+ Douma x Akaza) (pt. 8)

Puss In Boots: The Last Wish may be one of, if not, the best movie in the past decade that truly shows what proper character development actually goes.

While I do love the voice acting of Antonio Banderas giving a near authentic yell of desperation and fear.

The thing I love the most about this scene is that Puss is so determined to get his wish out of fear. He's completely lost all composure and is thinking and speaking irrationally. The famed "Fearless Hero" is trembling out of fear.

Especially this scene here where he struggles why he needs the wish.

He's so afraid and desperate to get the wish that his reasoning to have it was to continue being "The Legend", completely removing Kitty and everyone else out of the picture.

Like I previously mentioned, he lost all composure, he's trembling, stuttering, being irrational, and most of all afraid. It's the complete opposite of what he was in the beginning. The notion of only having one life has changed him dramatically.

It's only later on when he faces Death and realizes that he's no longer fighting to continue his legacy. He's now fighting for his one and only remaining life. To live life to the fullest.

Armed with courage and bravery. He no longer shows fear, instead he faces Death like the way he faced bigger foes before, like the Fearless Hero we know we love.

Before: "I don't want to die."

Now: "I want to live."

"The fear of Death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

- Mark Twain

This movie is a masterclass of writing character development and I'm loving every second of it!

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Angela from Library of Ruina could (and likely would) kill Macbeth

Yes, Angela from Library of Ruina could kill Macbeth!

Being an AI created by two men (Ayin and Benjamin), she applies for all three Clauses!

Thank you for your submission!