FUCK HOMOPHOBES! 🏳️‍🌈GAY RIGHTS🏳️‍🌈

“ugh why is moby-dick so long”

ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?

the odyssey

the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action

you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys

since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful

I love how Sevenseven is constantly humilated whenever he appears. He really is the pathetic blorbo of the family. I bet most people who hire him are like "Damn SixSix was already taken guess I'll have to go with SevenSeven"

Oh my god. You’re so right. He really is a pathetic little meow meow.

Even when he was working together with SixSix, he was the one getting pushed down a flight of stairs while SixSix was using bombs.

“I couldn’t get SixSix.”

“Yeah, he can be hard to get a hold of. We can just get EightEight.”

“I called her first, she wouldn’t take the job.”

“Oh. …We’re going to have to hire SevenSeven aren’t we?”

“…Yeah.”

“Goddammit.”

Another person gathering distortions into a group themed around the colour blue..? I suppose it must be that time of year~! 🎼 @thereverberationensemble

I feel you have some misconceptions about my companions. It would be more accurate to say that I’m collecting a group of mysterious bisexuals themed around the color blue.

Cassetti seems like the type of guy who would demolish a Wipeout course simply by running in a perpetually straight line out of both perseverance and bone-deep fear. That's how he escaped La Manchaland he scaled the wall like that one Charlie Brown GIF

Saying any white ass man should play heathcliff should get you banned from getting near any literary piece ever. Like I would say Wurthering Heights alone since you have Emily Bronte rolling in her grave because you thought you did something. But no. Just literature as a whole

LMAO true

You'll never know :)

I love you Jae-Heon

How did you get that photo? Were you present in Love Town??? 🧵

Unhinged peepaw = Galand

Goth girlboss = Melascula

Irritable he/it = Fraudrin (Probably)

Wizard = Monspiet(?)

Imagine if all the women poseidon and Zeus banged somehow managed to transfer their period pains to them 😭 poseidon would get the worst of it since his body count is higher 🤣

Oh he would NOT survive that...

Everyone wants more gay parents on TV and yet no one ever talks about the best gay dads in all of cinema history.

A random seahorse could Kill Macbeth

Yes, Any Seahorse from Real Life could kill Macbeth!

The way seahorse childbirth works is that the female produces eggs (not "eggs" like chicken eggs, "eggs" like human eggs) which she then deposits into the pouch of the male, in which the eggs will grow into very small yet fully formed seahorses and emerge from the male's pouch as a live birth. This means that all seahorses apply for the Birth Parent Clause, with their birthing parent being the male instead of the female. Thank you for your submission!