Odysseus: What Doesn't Kill Me Better Start Running, Because Now I'm Fucking Pissed

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. TRIDENT 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

'I'm not sorry for loving you" should have been called "emotional manipulation - the song" because oh my god

It's basically an "i'm sorry if you feel that way but actually i'm not sorry at all because i'm the victim"

Calypso they could never make me like you!!!!!

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

the genshin x mcdonald’s colab is just even more evidence in favor of hoyoverse’s racism.

do not break the boycott (both the hyv boycott and the mcdonald’s boycott) just for this. if anything, we should be boycotting genshin (and hyv in general) HARDER because of this.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

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also the second really gives off uncool dad energy

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i thought it'd be funny