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your life is predetermined by the garfield strip that came out the day you were born
reblog and put yours
Here’s the comic archive for anyone who wants to try this :)
https://garfield.com/comic
You have no idea how close this is to my true esthetic!
Dishonored (Josef von Sternberg, 1931)
“‘The cat sat on the mat’ is not the beginning of a story, but ‘the cat sat on the dog’s mat’ is.” —John le Carré, born on this day in 1931
me: im not gonna even watch the election results im just gonna relax and play some video games and check in after midnight to see what it looks like
me: *opens 5 animated real-time maps, 3 liveblogs, 8 political analysts twitter feeds, stares into the abyss*
You wanted a meal fit for a king I offered one fit for nobility, boasted About offering French service.
You googled, pontificating on A preference for the Russian Not seeing the guillotine I wheeled out from the dark
my turtle goes trick-r-treating
Me, regardless of who wins since both candidates are awful and I’ve already surrendered to the void
It's because you were hurt. Which means that there is a part of you that is human. I know that you're in love with me and anybody capable of love is capable of being saved.
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