I’d Treat Him So Well Both His EDS Would Magically Vanish!!

parker and chester from life of luxury were the original art and patrick

still haven't gotten over the goldfinch

The Secret History destroyed my life like what do you mean I can't drink wine and study classical literature and spend the nights in a countryside mansion with piano echoing through the dark halls and break through the confines of humanity in a bacchanal and commit a string of murders and try to escape but eventually kill myself in a blaze of glory, ultimately shattering the lives of the people around me? That I can't escape the cognitive mode of experience and transcend the accident of my moment of being? That I can't lose my self, lose it utterly? What do you mean I can't live without thinking?

Putting down Donna Tartt novels feels like a real break up because boy, I was possessing your spirit for 700 pages straight and now...poof, you're gone like a ghost.

Sometimes I’m doing okay but then I think of Jude St Francis and I fall to my knees and weep

Yo Henry is so good at baiting people into a false sense of security before he throws them off cliffs he is like a real master baiter bro

What do you do in situations where you’re in the wrong and repentance isn’t enough

I kill my self to make everyone feel guilty

Thinking thoughts

how i remember that one scene in the secret history:

henry: don’t say fuck.

charles: oh yea? well fuck fuck fuck, you be fuckin my sister every night right? mhm. clock it.

richard: so when i was young my father beat my mother. lol sometimes he beat me too.

Regulus Black’s lil black cat animagus gets the zoomies.

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