CHECKMATCH SWAP AU !

Hunter is transmasc, Nico is an age regessor and Eddie is a trans, gay man, my source: I made it up and you can’t change my mind

"the meaning of life is to give life a meaning" -Viktor Frankl

Couples

Podcast: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Trevor: I really care about your feelings! Lucky: I really care about YOUR feelings! Podcast, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Melody: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Phoebe: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

I feel like Phoebe is an absolute menace at Monopoly

Like girl is RUTHLESS she will buy two sides of the board and then make everyone pay rent to the exact, including giving up exactly the right amount of property if they don't have enough

Strategizing evil genius when it comes to board games everyone fears her

i could maybe write it for you, i'm a pretty decent writer and i do want to get better at writing :)

hear me out, chat:

alive!mel x phoebe fake dating au

i want everyone to know that phoebe spengler is an autistic non-binary lesbian and her best friend podcast is a non-binary gay guy with adhd

I’m currently reading Heroes of Olympus and I know the entire fandom sees Frank as this sweet guy, he is, he totally is but I feel like we’re forgetting about Tyson, the sweet cyclops who loves horses and is literally so pure

level of gay

Melody: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

Murray sensing the gay drama unfolding near him is always so funny

real

ok but Piper McLean is the kind of person to scream "CALM DOWN" with literal tears running down her face and everybody knows it