I NEED PRIDE WORMS SO BADLY IN MY LIFE
I went to hot topic with my mom and I grabbed this shirt
And she says "oh cool rainbow worms" and in my head I'm like no they're pride worms
Anyway, we get to the cashier and he said "youre buying the pride worms!" And I'm like "yeah" and then we talked about Melanie Martinez for a bit and as we were leaving he yelled "HAPPY WORM MONTH!-WAIT NO HAPPPY PRIDE MONTH!"
So uhh happy worm month guys
Chat I'm obsessed with the alien movies. Like WHY ARE XENOMORPHS SO EPIC OMFGGG AUSNFNDNCNF
This is a xenomorph appreciation post because they are so well evolved omfg?? Like WDYM they have FUCKING ACID BLOOD. THAT'S SUCH A GREAT MECHANISM FOR SURVIVAL. IMAGINE TRYING TO KILL SMTH AND WHEN YOU STAB IT THEIR BLOOD IS ACID AND YOUR WEAPON AND ARM AS WELL AS ANYTHING THAT TOUCHES THE BLOOD JUST FUCKING MELTS. NOT TO MENTION HOW AGILE AND FAST THEY ARE. AND THAT TAIL IS EPIC ASF. LIKE IT'S SO COOL IT'S LIKE A MINI DAGGER AT THE END OF A MF WHIP. XENOMORPHS ARE COOL ASF AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND.
Had the zinger burger and chips today and HOLY SHIT IT'S DELICIOUS WTF. Idk why I'm shitposting abt food but oh well
Lore accurate
Lol
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