Fruit??

Fruit??

Yes ofc

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7 months ago

Y'all I have NOT been participating in goretober AT ALL THIS MONTH πŸ˜­πŸ™


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1 year ago

It's not sexual that's crazy that ppl think it is imo 😭 it's entirely platonic for me

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out


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7 months ago

WHY ISN'T EVERYONE TALKING ABT THIS???? EVERYONE MUST KNOW

I know it's a relatively dead fandom and no one talks about it anymore around me but can we just acknowledge for a second that...

Jeffery Woods' parents were going to fucking shoot him.

I mean, think about it. The kid was in the bathroom, being no threat whatsoever to his family... and even when his mom finds him (and he's lost his mind), all he did was ask her if he was beautiful.

It wasn't until after he heard her saying "Honey, get the gun we-" that he went in for the attack. Not until they threatened his life first. He was only a kid.

Again... Think about it. The poor boy only did what he did out of self-defense. In both the cases of Randy, Keith, and Troy... and his own parents. He killed people, yes.

But he's just as much, if not even more so, a victim.


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11 months ago

Chat I'm obsessed with the alien movies. Like WHY ARE XENOMORPHS SO EPIC OMFGGG AUSNFNDNCNF

This is a xenomorph appreciation post because they are so well evolved omfg?? Like WDYM they have FUCKING ACID BLOOD. THAT'S SUCH A GREAT MECHANISM FOR SURVIVAL. IMAGINE TRYING TO KILL SMTH AND WHEN YOU STAB IT THEIR BLOOD IS ACID AND YOUR WEAPON AND ARM AS WELL AS ANYTHING THAT TOUCHES THE BLOOD JUST FUCKING MELTS. NOT TO MENTION HOW AGILE AND FAST THEY ARE. AND THAT TAIL IS EPIC ASF. LIKE IT'S SO COOL IT'S LIKE A MINI DAGGER AT THE END OF A MF WHIP. XENOMORPHS ARE COOL ASF AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND.


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5 months ago

Just thought of the best t shirt ever that say "I love men, monsters and MILFS"

Thank you for coming to my ted talk


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2 months ago

Silly guys

Has Anyone Else Noticed That They Do This?
Has Anyone Else Noticed That They Do This?

Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

1 year ago
Yum πŸ˜‹.

Yum πŸ˜‹.

10 months ago

Chat I have art block PLEASE give me smth to draw I WILL DO ANYTHING I NEED TO DRAW AGAINπŸ˜­πŸ™


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1 year ago

Nothing is better than the chicken salt kfc chips omllll. I've never wanted a bucket of chips so much in my goddamn life omg what


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