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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

Technically true.

the collection

Table of Contents:

Part One: A New Standard Part Two: Types of Parents Part Three: Parents in Literature Part Four: Parents on the Page A Diversion: Reuniting Children With Changed Parents Part Five: Sibling Scenarios Part Six: Sibling Perception Part Seven: Writing Siblings A Diversion: Myths About Writing Close Sibling Relationships A Diversion: Siblings With Age Differences A Diversion: Writing Twins A Diversion: Making Siblings Important Part Eight: Knowing the Outer Family Part Nine: Piblings :: The Cool Extended Parents Part Ten: Qualifying Cousins Part Eleven: Cousin Appearances Part Twelve: Writing Cousins Part Thirteen: The Roots of Friendship Part Fourteen: The Definition of Friend Part Fifteen: Layers of Friendship Part Sixteen: Writing the Best Friend A Diversion: Writing Close Groups of Friends Part Seventeen: Surely Antagonistic Part Eighteen: Evil Manifests as Villain Part Nineteen: Protagonist in the Way Part Twenty: Conversations with Antagonists A Diversion: Writing the Rival to Friend Relationship A Diversion: Writing the Enemy to Grudging Respect Arc Part Twenty-One: Deepened Friendship Part Twenty-Two: Influences of Individual History Part Twenty-Three: Crafting Dates Part Twenty-Four: Expectations Part Twenty-Five: Healthy Relationships Part Twenty-Six: Unhealthy Relationships A Diversion: Writing the Supportive Friend Part Twenty-Seven: When Relationships Unravel Part Twenty-Eight: Mentors, Teachers, and Advisers Part Twenty-Nine: Wise Old Tropes

(Note from Pear: This series is indefinitely open to new posts. As they are added, this post will be updated. Like always, you can find original content in the posts by pear tag and the table of contents tag for series.)

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

As someone who has rats, they are fren :DDDD

so i have to ask for novelty purposes

how does one get rid of rats?

Hmmmmm

Flamenwerfer is funny buuuuut...

2 options: consume or make them your fren

merry crisis everyone

And a happy new fear

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

What to do if you find yourself homless- written by someone who has actually been homeless

Most important: Spend the money you have on a motel. Churches probably will not actually help and shelters can be dangerous or turn you away. At a motel you have free breakfast, access to running water, and a lockable place to sleep. Do not waste money on a gym membership like the popular version of this post says to do, YMCA memberships are like $40.

2. Contact family and friends. Now is not the time to worry about being a burden. Your survival and safety comes first and that is all that matters, anyone worth having in your life will agree.

3. Start a gofundme. Even if someone can’t offer you a place to stay, they might be willing to toss out $5 so you can eat today.

4. Libraries have free wifi. Apply to any and all jobs you can think of if you aren’t already working.

5. Any home is a good home. Even if it’s a dingy apartment in a bad neighborhood. If its cheap and you can afford it, snatch it up. 

6. Pancake mix and peanut butter are filling, cheap, and last a long time.

PLEASE SHARE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love

Im glad i could help!!

i is such a cool number. I wish it was real

Forgot to mention, aeolian is another way ti say minor, that i say so when its on a quiz, i dont forget its a thing lol

i is such a cool number. I wish it was real

Ahhh thank you!!

In music you have major keys and minor keys and these keys have a set of pitch collections that make up different chords. These chords make up different sounds such as major chords and minor chords. Major chords are your happy sounding chords (if you know solfege its do-mi-sol) and minor chords are your sadder sounding chords (think la-do-mi)

In both major and minor keys, the 1 chord will always be seen as the “home” chord (if the song feels resolved it ends on the 1 chord).

Because a lot of chord structures are similar, on of the ways musicians make a short hand of these chords is by using roman numerals. When the song is in a major key, the roman numeral I (“uppercase 1”) is used to notate it and in a minor key its i (“lowercase 1”). This is to easily show other musicians what variation of the chord is being played and makes reading sheet music easier.

(I hope this all makes sense im typing this all on my phone rn. If you need clarification please ask.) (It also helps that i am a music major in college so i kinda need to know this to not fail lmao)

i is such a cool number. I wish it was real

Well if you are talking in western music notation (specifically in roman numeral notation) thats just a minor 1 chord, which is very real in the aeolian mode (and others but aeolian is the most common) :DDDDD

i is such a cool number. I wish it was real

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

hmm. i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) (remembers virtue is sufficient for happiness) (remembers i’m not joking) kill myself

they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost