Reblog If You Think Sign Language Should Be Taught As A Language In Schools.

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

bowser jr and his dad and his dad’s husband eggman

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

This made me bust out laughing

the world is healing

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to lose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts.

I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"