Welp I'm back here again
no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched
Sometimes when Merlin is trending without a reason, I think it is just Merlin checking if Arthur is back.
Since Tumblr would be the first to know if the Once and Future King is back.
John Constantine in crossover comics: Badass cocky occult magician who is about to trick God and the Devil.
John Constantine in his own comics: Weeping in the corner, trying to roll a magic blunt. (Just got back from tricking God and the Devil)
The Children of Lord Hayden were like night and day
I wanna take this and run with it
wicked thoughts brewing tbh i'm sorry for what's about to happen.
anyway i'm deciding nana's alias name is aya hoshino and her real name is nana akabane because the number 7 (meaning of her name) is apparently significant in buddhism because they celebrate the 7th day of a newborn's life and grieve 7 days after someone's death and i think that's cool since nana is a shad descendant in my rewrite.
nekoette's new name is tsubame (swallow bird).
dante becomes dante akabane bc i said so.
This is not how I was expecting to find out
Trump was shot at again! NYTimes has updated articles concerning FBI investigation
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Donald Trump assassination attempt 2: electric boogaloo was not on my 2024 bingo card.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
I love being a writer, who only writes inconsistent scenes. Meaning that I'm working on a WIP with two charcters screaming thier flaws at each other while working on another WIP of one of those characters about to be pulled in a polycule.
Not the best gift to be given
(Totally not late)
Prompts by @vyladromeave
Every episode of malevolent is just
Arthur: Yknow Iโm so glad weโre working through our issues, and I genuinely see you as a friend
John: Me too
Five minutes later
John:EAT SHIT AND DIE
Arthur:I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.