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The Jurgen Leitner rant except it's Kayne from malevolent I love him with a burning hatred.

Listened to The Magnus Archives/The Magnus Protocol, listened to Malevolent, listening to Welcome to Night Vale...this is my superwholock

I would also like to know

Shoutout to all the anarchists out there. How do I handle confrontation without the need to puke?

Au. Before the Trojan war when Ares and Ody are asked to try to get along.

(Ares and Ody are sitting awkwardly across from each other.)

Ody: So, Athena asked us to try finding what we have in common.

Ares: We both want this to end. Done. (Stands up)

Ody: Yeah, but I don't think that's what she meant....uh, I love Penelope and you love Aphrodite.

Ares: That's true. (Sits back down) Aphrodite's amazing.

Ody (with a goofy grin): Penelope just has the brightest laugh.

Ares (head in hand): Aphrodite's so smart and pretty.

(Hours later, they're kicking their feet in the air while on their stomachs)

Ody (gleefully): And then this one time, Penelope made this little snort sound!

Ares (gasping): You're kidding! Aphrodite does that too! It's adorable!

Ody: I know right!

(Penelope and Aphrodite are about to enter the room. Athena stops them.)

Athena: Don't do in there. You'll be a distraction.

Penelope (confused): There's so much giggling in that room. We wanted to see what was going on.

Athena:...bonding.

Aphrodite: Between who?

Athena (directing them both away from the room): You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

I absolutely hate this

Aphmau: sometimes, you put a bunch of misfits together and you get a family :)

Aphmau: sometimes, you get a bunch of jackasses.

This just makes me think of a role reversal-ish au with everyone thinking Aphmau is Irene incarnate and Aaron Shad but actually the opposite.

You think MCD Aphmau is ever bitter cleaning up Irene's mess?

Like does she run into people slighted by Irene all the time, blaming it on her or demanding she fix it even though really, she is not the same person?

And then she does her best to make it right despite that, because that's the kind of person she is, and each time the people are just... kinda ungrateful.

And then Shad comes along, wanting to kill her because she's Irene and completely fucked him over and she finally snaps like;

"THATS NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM! It's not my responsibility to clean up her mess! Irene is dead! And I'm too tired for this shit!"

I imagine that snaps Shad out of his murder boner. "Oh shit, it really isn't Irene." And then that starts this road of getting to know this new "Irene" who is now absolutely nothing like the old one.

In fact... Aphmau now is way more like Shad used to be. And Shad himself doesn't know how to feel about that. Meanwhile, Aaron is cackling because, "Bitch that's what I was trying to tell you!"