Okay I Gotta Say It. What Kind Of Fucking Name Is Tintin? What The Fuck?? He Doesn’t Even Have A Last

Them: where did your heterosexuality go?

Me:

how crazy would it be if the finale is actually good

ok but let’s think about when Dipper first starts his transition, he cuts his hair and stops wearing feminine clothing, but he worries that he still looks too much like a girl, too much like his twin sister, especially if she’s just wearing a plain shirt and pants and puts her hair up and they just end up looking identical again. So one day he blurts out to Mabel that he worries that no one will ever take him for a boy because they look too much alike, and Mabel’s like “oh don’t you worry bro, I’m gonna embrace the crap outta my femininity, so that everyone can tell that you’re my brother” and she busts out the glitter and the bedazzler and she gets to work modifying her sweaters to be as girly as possible and she grows her hair out and always wears cute bows and hairbands and sure enough, no one has any trouble discerning which of the two Pines is the brother and which is the sister

I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

(I know it’s an old fanart but it’s so cute and I love it) (I’m such a trash for Hogwarts!Dan and Phil)

hunter (hearteyeshowell​) wrote this absolutely incredible hogwarts!phan au called Your Greatest Fear, which you should all read if you’re into HP aus!!

i decided that i really wanted to art for it so i did the thing, and then sam (moreorlester​) offered to color for it and our first collab baby was born!! it’s so beautiFU L (can i say that about my own art…it’s only half mine….) and i love it so much and i love hunter’s fic so much and i love harry potter so much and i’m so puMPED THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO!!! thx hunter for writing the fic and thx sam for collabing with me!!!! i cried approximately 652 times during this process!! 

please don’t repost anywhere, thank you <3

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

What would Aphrodite look like to Nico?

So I was just thinking what would Aphrodite look like to Nico. Like she wouldn’t be a boy just for him right? That’s not how it works. Would she look like Will but feminine? Not really, so I was thinking of all these scenarios and stuff and Percy and whatever and then it hit me. Aphrodite is the goddess of love and looks like someone you admire right? Someone perfect and beautiful in your own eyes. Well Aphrodite wouldn’t look like Will, Aphrodite would look like Bianca. ‘Cause love isn’t just subject to who you are attracted to. Love can be the care and admiration you feel for those who love you in return and that includes family. Bianca was the perfect, female figure in Nico’s life. Of course Aphrodite would look like her. This train of thought hit me hard, my heart sank and then I teared up a bit. Imagine how hard it must be for Nico to see Aphrodite as Bianca and remind himself that his sisters gone.

juste frank