I’m Crying Like A Baby

Eddie posting to Tiktok: So, I just got home and Steve’s not here which is fine but it is where I left him. So, I send him a text asking where he’s at and-

*Eddie makes his background a screenshot of their text conversation. Eddie texted ‘where are you?’ and Steve responded with that gif of Spike saying ‘out for a walk, bitch’*

Eddie: who taught this man about gifs? Do you have any idea how fucking funny this is going to be?

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

lots of artists can fill their work with aching homosexual tension, but no one else can make the impending sodomy look quite as classy and exquisitely dressed as Leyendecker can. God bless you, sir.

the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up. 

Battinson announcing the list of charities he wants to support during the floods.

This shocks a LOT of people because, as of now, he’s never publicly contributed to humanitarian projects since becoming CEO. But what confuses them more is how Batman is seen expertly breaking into two different charities that were listed by Bruce Wayne.

One reporter gets suspicious and makes up a theory: He catches Bruce in public and asks, “Is it true you hired Batman to investigate the legitimacy of charities you donate to?”

Queue the awkward, anxiety-ridden Battinson freaking out because oh no they’re getting close to figuring it out, aren’t they? Oh fuck oh fuck-

Battinson: Who’s Batman?

The reporter just looks at him like he’s an idiot, but Battinson’s dug himself a hole now and all he can do is just keep digging.

Suddenly, the public comes up with a new theory: Bruce and Batman HATE each other. Batman is investigating the charities because he doesn’t trust Bruce Wayne, and Bruce is offended and refuses to acknowledge the newly publicized vigilante.

Bruce proceeds to be hailed as a Petty King TM on Twitter.

Another strange scene I have in my head

Hellfire ending same time as basketball practice. Jason being a little dick. Tommy is there too since he is the freshmen's/sophmore jocks ride. Anyways, Jason is being a bitch, trying to be the new King™. Steve is fed up with his bs and is like "You do know you'll never be as good as I was...and still am" or smth like that. Jason is like "you wanna go" Steve is like "I'll fucking destroy you" he does! Tommy sing-songs "King's back~" Eddie is like "wtf do you mean?" And one of the older jocks explains "part of the reason we called him king was because we were terrified of him" meanwhile, Jason is getting his ass kicked hysterically in the background. The younger party is wide eyed hearing their stories of times Steve has been kind of frightening. The scene ends with Nancy being like "GUYS! JASON IS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR CAN SOMEBODY GET HELP!" The scene ends and it cuts to Steve in the back of a cop car with sirens in the background (other than that, complete silence) it's filmed from the rear view mirror and you can see hoppers eye and and Eddie's hair in the shot as well.

That's all I got really.