there’s so much going on ever since Max announced he’s going to become a dad
Half of the internet going “YEAH PROJECT VERSTAPPEN, THAT KID IS GOING TO WIN EVERYTHING” and the other half going “protect that child from jos and nelson piquet”
People in a really deranged and unhealthy parasocial relationship with Max going “Kelly baby trapped him” like the man can’t think for himself and make his own decisions.
Max retirement rumours 😭
Charles and Lando fans supporting their fav driver’s wdc agenda bcs they think max will retire or the whole “i knew he was going to slow down because he has a wife and two kids at home waiting for him”
All the Max just “if it weren’t for the baby”ed George memes
People making theories about who could’ve known about this news and who didn’t.
(pls tell me if i missed something lmao)
some 2024 Vegas GP memes cuz I was bored
Hamilton in the car ride to the podium:
Carlos when he came to pit and saw the Ferrari mechanics having a sleepover in the garage:
Ferrari fans watching their drivers fight on track and potentially lose the WCC:
Charlos fans watching the Las Vegas GP:
Lando fans watching Max win the WDC:
McLaren fans enjoying the Ferrari drama:
Lestappen fans watching the race and not knowing what emotion to show:
(this was me)
Mercedes in Las Vegas when they remember they're Mercedes:
The FIA trying to figure out how much community service they're going to give Charles:
Apparently there's a limit so that's it ig
it’s giving Capulets + Montagues, 2012
the most poetic thing about charles leclerc winning monaco has to be how both alex jacques and vanzini focused on how charles used to wait around these streets for his school bus, both of them mentioned how charles fell in love with the sport on these very streets, both mention his father, both talk about the white lie charles spoke to his dad "i signed with ferrari", both mention jules and his family and how that influenced charles' career — and see the beautiful thing is that neither alex jacques nor carlo vanzini knew at the time what the other was saying. both were live commentating. charles leclerc's life story on those streets of monaco truly transcended any language barriers. in english. in italian. when leclerc won at home, monaco's sea wept tears of salvation. that after seven years of disappointment, the boy the sea saw grow up brought home laurels.
i like how “il predestinato” is literally: religious experience, the prophecy has been seen, tarot cards have been read, spells have been casted, the chosen one who came to bring the glory to the main opponent of catholic church in italy
and “the inevitable” is: atheism, despite the fate, impending natural disaster, “maybe god is with him, but he is not god”, i'll do it with my own hands, we don't need any magic, “there is no other ending of this story”, “i will win, watch me”, the antagonist of f1
they are so different but also the same
The Schuyler Sisters Leclerc Siblings
Did this video need to be made? Absolutely not. Did I spend hours putting it together anyway because my brain wouldn't let me stop? Yes. Somebody help me.
McLaren you cannot fuck up 2025 you can not fuck up 2025 McLaren
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLES!!!
here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded
Random Housewives taglines that I think fit certain drivers.
Max about Lando: "We are friends, now- we are not best friends, it's not like I call him day-to-day, both of us have our own best friends, like that's how you grow up, right? but we are friends! I have a lot of respect for him." " The media sometimes asks some questions with a bit of a.. silly question, and then you give a bit of an answer because you're a bit pressured, you're in this championship fight, i find it a bit unfair how for example Lando gave a comment, and a lot of fans fall out over it like: 'he's not respectful' or the other way around aswell, from my side." "We respect eachother a lot, ofcourse at times we are under a lot of pressure, we had our moments together, clashes and stuff like that, but at the end of the day we can always look eachother in the eye and appreciate what we are doing, we have a lot of respect on and off track." "He's a great guy honestly, he's a great driver also, and I am sure also his time will come, that he will win titles."
i think people understimate how online the drivers, and max are. and he is protective about his friends/loved ones and to see people send hate to a friend of his On His Behalf is probably super fucking weird. because if he knows where he stands with lando, then what are you defending him from?? but will this lead to a moment of self reflection from said fans... of course not