"anti norris" "anti piastri" shut the fuck up those are my babies
LANDO NORRIS via McLaren
Sometimes I am like "I don't care about the championship. It's just rich guys racing each other and earning millions while I am struggling to pay my electricity bill."
Most of the time I am like "SWAP POSITION OR THAT ONE POINT WILL COST THE ENTIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!" "COME ON CHARLES!!!" "YES MAX!! COMMIT SOME CRIMES, EARN THOSE POINTS." "SCREW THE FIA" "FUCK!!!"
So hyped about f1 being back, guess i cant live a healthy life anymore without stress.
my boy went from "how the fuck did they got .64?" to "i'd love to understand how they got .64" in seconds. pr got his ass 🕊
funniest thing ever i cant believe they were zoom + bad connection victims, free them
i like how “il predestinato” is literally: religious experience, the prophecy has been seen, tarot cards have been read, spells have been casted, the chosen one who came to bring the glory to the main opponent of catholic church in italy
and “the inevitable” is: atheism, despite the fate, impending natural disaster, “maybe god is with him, but he is not god”, i'll do it with my own hands, we don't need any magic, “there is no other ending of this story”, “i will win, watch me”, the antagonist of f1
they are so different but also the same
I'm sorry but Max spotting Charles and gesturing him to come up Romeo and Juliet style then Charles looking around anxiously while getting to the vip section
then sitting there as Max giggles and makes random kissy faces to god knows WHO
right before they stand alone together head low as if having a heart to heart might be PEAK lestappen moment of the year
and minding you this man came with his mom, brother, pierre at the beginning- then didn't leave Max's booth until djs performance was done to take a pic with him...
(biggest thanks to @thearchercore 's amazing motorsportcom journalism for her pic contributions 😁)
Random Housewives taglines that I think fit certain drivers.
made me cry a little
No but imagine you’re a kid and you think all the other karters want to be your friend and your dad tells you “bite or get bitten” and you try to take it to heart but then you’re 19 and the driver academy gives you a 17 year old and you cant bite him so you go to another team and then another and suddenly you’re the more experienced teammate by far but they give you a little 19 year old and you teach him to be a good teammate instead of biting him and you rebuild the backmarker team together into something that has a spark and then you go to a top team and now you need to bite but you don’t and sometimes you and your new teammate snap at one another but it’s not serious and always forgiven and then that team replaces you with a 7 time world champion after you helped develop their car into a title contender because you never learned to bite but does it matter? Does it matter to you when all of your garages still sing your praises and all your team principals and engineers will miss you and your teammates want to stay your friends? Should you have bitten?
i'm in love with every single one of these
drivers i will write for: lando norris, charles leclerc, oscar piastri, logan sargeant, george russell, lance stroll, yuki tsunoda, max verstappen, mick schumacher, pato o'ward, david malukas
may write for other drivers depending on request, i will let you know if i don't generally vibe with the idea and encourage you to pass it along to another writer!!
some prompt lists you can use: one two three four* five
accepting requests via asks, but I will not guarantee I will write them, but I will encourage you to pass it along to another writer, if it's something in my wheelhouse i will give it a shot!!
if you'd like to be added to a taglist send me an ask!! either general or for a specific driver
I do not write smut!! can be sexy/implied but I skip over explicit scenes!
✨ = personal favourite
SERIES AND COLLECTIONS
our deal + worth it for once [lando Norris x driver!reader] ✨ the wag collection [multi-driver, smaus] ✨
LANDO NORRIS [ln4]
crossing the line [fluff/angst] wedding crasher [fluff] ✨ change your ticket [fluff] fish [fluff/ficlet] i've had no love like your love, nobody [social media au] and your friend steve [social media au] an extended family christmas [holiday, social media au] santa's lando's workshop [holiday, fluff] new years traditions and drunk kisses [fluff, spicy, new years eve] just for the day [fluff, kinda platonic, valentine's day] hole in one [social media au, the wag collection] figure it out [social media au, the wag collection] ✨ say you won't let go [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] the tan line that never fades [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] along the yellow brick road [fluff, spooky season]
our deal series [williams driver!reader] - finished
our deal full masterlist ✨ part one - our deal | suzuka [angst, some fluff, some spice] part two - our deal | just friends [social media au] part two.five - our deal | qatar [angst] part three - our deal | mexico [fluff, some angst, some spice] part four - our deal | miami [fluff, some angst, spice] part five - our deal | heart eyes [social media au] part six - our deal | las vegas [angst] ✨ part seven - our deal | question mark [social media au] part eight - our deal | season end [fluff] ✨ part nine - our deal | together [social media au] bonus - an our deal christmas [holiday, fluff]
worth it for once series [williams driver!reader - our deal continued]
part one - worth it for once | dts [fluff] part one.five "it'll be alright" [fluffy angst, blurb] part two - worth it for once | bahrain [fluff/angst] part three - worth it for once | australia [angst] part four - worth it for once | have your back [social media au] part five - worth it for once | miami [fluff, lando race win] ✨ part six - worth it for once | austria [angst] part seven - worth it for once | R&R [social media au] part eight - worth it for once | summer break [fluff]
CHARLES LECLERC [cl16]
i can see you [middle/spicy] I can see you part two [middle/spicy] in a different timezone [social media au] ✨ how sweet it is [blurb, fluff, valentine's day] wake up call [blurb apart of 1.5k, fluff] obviously equally skilled [social media au, the wag collection] flowers for your birthday [fluff] ✨ the taste of your lips [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] twenty-one days [fluff/angst, blurb apart of 2k summer bash]✨ do you like scary movies? [fluff, spooky]
OSCAR PIASTRI [op81]
a very rookie secret santa [holiday, fluff] ignoring tornado warnings [fluff] ✨ some friendly advice [fluff] ✨ does he even know how to skate? [social media au, the wag collection] when she called [angst] a friendly push [fluff, part two to "some friendly advice"] just a guy on a horse [social media au] ✨ sunset swim [spicy, fluff] ✨ sunburnt, sunkissed [spicy, fluff] favourite place [fluff] ✨
YUKI TSUNODA [yt22]
made with love [fluff, blurb apart of 1.5k celebration] I like this seat for you [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] ✨
LANCE STROLL [ls18]
"hotter than yesterday" [fluff, blurb apart of 1.5k celebration] ✨ like in the hallmark movies [holiday, fluff] aced it [social media au, the wag collection] the hockey sweater [fluff, spicy] ✨ a wedding favour [fluff] ✨ fireflies and lantern light [fluff, apart of 2k summer bash] the best medicine [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash]
MAX VERSTAPPEN [mv1]
a spectacularly bad plan [fluff, blurb apart of 1.5k celebration] to get the best deal [fluff, valentine's day] a friendly competition [fluff, spicy, valentine's day]
GEORGE RUSSELL [gr63]
one kiss at midnight [fluff, a little spicy, new year's eve fic] ✨ different tracks [social media au, the wag collection]
MICK SCHUMACHER [ms47]
sleepy breakfast [fluff, valentine's day] something in his pocket [fluff, blurb apart of 1.5k celebration]
LOGAN SARGEANT [ls2]
the perfect all-american couple [social media au, the wag collection] a run of birthdays [fluff] a run of birthdays (part two) [fluff] ✨ breakfast of champions [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash]
PATO O'WARD [po5]
a mariposa and a duck [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] ✨ sun safety first [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] okay, for the most part [angst -> fluff]
DAVID MALUKAS [dm66]
what's in the favourites folder? [blurb, fluff]