Lets Be Pointy With Mama

he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me

Dream of me. Only me.

batman’s decline in sanity throughout the movies

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

WE GOT PROMOTED???????

I’m pretty sure my whole department is gonna get laid off tomorrow LOLOL that’s okay I hate this job so much ive been looking for ways to quit but haven’t found a good job to tide myself over next. My supervisor is on probation, my coworker is always in trouble and I just got written up yesterday so I have a bad feeling they’re sick of all of us and cutting us would save money bc of course that’s what’s important. But I tell you what I don’t wanna train my replacement so if they try to pull a “you can work the rest of your scheduled shifts” thing Im jumpin ship.

💯🙏💛🟨👍

peeing after esex so i don’t get an hdmi

For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.