This Picture My Mum Gave Me Out Of An Old Calendar Is So Funny To Me Bc

Love me some magical Russian assassin

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

Know I’m a little late getting into the bandwagon lads but seemed like a good time to post this.

Anyway go read Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy for a much better story and magic based society. Also it’s set in Ireland and the main character, Stephanie/Valkyrie is best friends with a walking, talking, fireball throwing skeleton who drives a Bentley from the 50s and does nothing but talk complete snark. Good Omens fans would enjoy immensely.

“‘A farmer’s daughter, she was, though back then nearly every girl was a farmer’s daughter. Or a farmer. She had hair as long as rope, and a nose. All her eyes were blue and she had a smile like a radiant hole in the ground, with teeth. God, she was beautiful.’ 

‘She sounds terrifying,’ said Donegan. 

‘Hush, you. I will hear no bad word spoken of your sister.’”

- Gracious O’Callahan and Donegan Bane in Skulduggery Pleasant: The Dying of the Light by Derek Landy

good to know, that makes me wanna travel to Scotland even more XD

corrival student: oi, cunt! listen here ya fanny

militsa gnosis, scottish and considering that to be a polite way of greeting someone: yes?

Kes: Val you need to sleep it’s been four days.

Valkyrie: *Drinking her fourth coffee* Sleep is for the straight.

valkyrie being afraid of penguins is so funny to me. penguins are like 95% fat with brains smaller than their eyeballs and all they do is fall of rocks and try to steal each other’s eggs. like, i understand that she was dropped in the penguin tank as a baby, but???? pls give her some therapy and make her watch happy feet

I will die on this hill

today a fascist won an election for the first time since 1933. here, in germany.

i don't care if it's just one (out of 16) states. björn höcke is a fascist. a court decided not long ago that it's allowed to call him a nazi. bc he is one. not "far right" or "conservative" - he is a nazi.

here. in germany. and he just won an election.

it hasn't even been 100 years.

i am scared.