Friendly Reminder That People Canonically Fuck Spiders In The Sp Universe

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4 years ago
Listen I Know I’m More Than Ten Years Late To The Party But I Finally Have Some some Ghanith Because

Listen I know I’m more than ten years late to the party but I finally have some some Ghanith because they deserved so?? much?? better??

4 years ago

I like the new SP title. I'm not disappointed because it's not a cool reference to a poem or whatever. It reminded me of Bon Jovi, but also Dead or Alive are a good band?

If you're chill about SP/ not being ridiculous about the whole thing and hating on every little thing Derek Landy says or does feel free to message to talk about it if you want.


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4 years ago

Concept: Sam finds out elves can die of sadness, gets very concerned, starts doing his best to make sure Mr Legolas is happy all the time just in case

1 year ago

New one-shot set in my Sith!Luke and Jedi!Leia AU

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4 years ago

Ok but China Sorrows is my fictional girl crush

5 years ago

ghanith true fact: they properly met in The Faceless Ones, which takes place in October 2008. Tanith becomes a remnant in December 2009.

they only knew each other for about a year.


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5 years ago
Well... At Least I'm Alive, I Guess?

Well... at least I'm alive, I guess?

gUys @b0nes-r-us reminded me exactly why I used to spend 8 hours a day takin buzzfeed character quizzes so I made another sp quiz if anyone’s dying of boredom

Here she be!!!>>>>>

Would you survive Devastation Day?
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3 years ago

I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 


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4 years ago

I think Pierce Brosnan may be my new face claim for Baron ♥w♥

I Think Pierce Brosnan May Be My New Face Claim For Baron ♥w♥
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I write stuff, sometimes I post it ~ Star Wars side blog: @leia-organa-fics ~ Criminal Minds side blog: @special-agent-prentiss

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