I Can So Picture Those Two Idiots Getting Captured And Locked In A Cell And Skulduggery Just Taking Out

I can so picture those two idiots getting captured and locked in a cell and Skulduggery just taking out a gun and whatever you need for breaking a lock out of his rib cage.

I bet, the villain of the day would be furious. I mean who would even think to check there for hidden weapons? Wtf Skulduggery, can't you be a good normal prisoner who doesn't hide things INSIDE his freakin body?

When skulduggery’s bored during sanctuary meetings or stake outs he’ll just produce various items to entertain himself that he’s stored inside his rib cage and it’s like watching Mary Poppina pulling stuff out of her bag

Valkyrie is mildly horrified at the size of some of the items he pulls out

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4 years ago

So I just found out that one of Grace Kelly´s daughters is named Stephanie... Coincidence? After all Skulduggery is weirdly obsessed with Grace Kelly.


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4 years ago
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5 years ago

Also can’t y’all just imagine Dexter’s face when Valkyrie said “I’m with Luke on this one. They sound the same to me.” 

Also Can’t Y’all Just Imagine Dexter’s Face When Valkyrie Said “I’m With Luke On This One.

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4 years ago

hello, i'm a representative of the omen darkly defense foundation and i'm here to inform you we will destroy you utterly and strike your name from the records for implying that the precious wholesome darkly child is less worthy than the two dangerous, self-obsessed psychotics that currently pass for main characters. set your affairs in order while you can fool

Well, I don´t really know which post this is about but I gotta admit that I find Omen´s parts extremely boring and annoying ... I would apologize but I´m really not sorry


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5 months ago

genuinely hate that the german wird for concise is prägnant, because whenever I want to translate it into english my brain tells me it’s pregnant

4 years ago

Habt ihr schon alle das cineastische Meisterwerk der Bundesregierung genossen? Inklusive dramatischer Musik! (Gibt sogar einen zweiten Teil)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=krJfMyW87vU


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4 years ago

“Am I in love? Absolutely. I’m in love with ancient philosophers, foreign painters, classic authors, and musicians who have died long ago. I’m a passionate lover. I fawn over these people. I have given them my heart and my soul. The trouble is, I’m unable to love anyone tangible. I have sacrificed a physical bond, for a metaphysical relationship. I am the ultimate idealistic lover.”

— James Dean


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5 years ago
The Version Without Sunglass Of This And Its Lineart Bc I’m Really Happy With How Nef’s Face/the

The version without sunglass of this and its lineart bc I’m really happy with how Nef’s face/the lineart turned out


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9 months ago

Skip Google for Research

As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse.  It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search terms 

As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable.  As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.

Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.

Google is so powerful that it “hides” other search systems from us. We just don’t know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.

www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.

www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.

https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.

www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.

http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.

www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.

www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.

www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free

11 months ago

Dude, how can it be that every single fucking thing about US politics trends on here immediately, yet when 27 countries in the EU vote and there's a historic, alarming lurch to the right (far right parties have won the elections in Italy, Austria and France), it's not even trending? In Germany, the AFD, a right-wing populist, anti-democratic, racist party with a wing that is officially extremist (read: Nazis) and is in parts monitored by the office for the protection of the constitution, is the second strongest party (also among 17-24 year olds!). Guess I'll die.


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