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⚔️ a very self indulgent laios touden stimboard 🐉

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why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong

I think this is a kink post but there's a very strange overlap between petplay and therian culture and I'm pretending that this is for therians sorry op

listen. clutching your stupid head to my chest and stroking you. you're not a bad dog. idc what they told you, they were wrong. you're a good, sweet, brave little puppy and you've experienced things that nobody should ever go through. i'm so proud of you for making it this far and still having a heart overflowing with this much kindness. i love you so much.

Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

-Last Song: Drown Me! By Julie &TheHutFriends

-Favorite color: Coral

-Last Book: How to Stay Invisible by Maggie C. Redd (might as well be Tim Drake fanfic)

-Last Movie: Nimona (second time)

-Last Show: Pokemon Horizons

-Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory

-Relationship Status: Single

-Last thing I googled: Mr. L

-Current Obsession(s): Ace Attorney, Pokemon

-Looking forward to: Christmas? I'm chill right now honestly

Uhhh my pallies go? Or not, up to you

@wolfowlshield @arrowheadedbitch

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im abi...this is my blog thingy

Ooo, how fun!!! 🥰 Last song: APT. - rosè & bruno mars Fav colours: All of them, I don't even know hahaha I think I'd have to say a paste

Thank you @abiiii-ineffable for the tag!!

Last song: Casual by Chappel Roan

Favourite colour: Anything on the blue/green spectrum

Last book: First Phone Call from Heaven by Mitc Albom (rated 6/10 but this is just my opinion.)

Last movie: Bones and All dir. Luca Guadagnino

Last tv show: Rivals (wait wHAt! I haven't watched anything else since then!)

Sweet/spicy/savory: all of the above

Relationship status:sad loner loser

Last thing I googled : types of equitable mortgage on legal estate (I'm not buying a house I'm studying property law lol 😆)

Current obsession: My OCs!!!! (like I always say OC brainrot is real you guys! 😭)

Looking forward to: Finishing my painting wip!

Tagging: @a-singing-lunatic @davidtennantgenderenvy @aq2003 @sakuranova07 @glitterypin

@paintedpineleaf @pan-bookish-ent @goodoldfashionedlunatic @princeloww @dreamsfrozenincandyland

@mystic-mae @shadesofecclescakes and anyone else who wants to ;P

i think the real secret behind shadow hunting tails for sport for no reason should be that he just has severe levels of cuteness aggression towards him

Adding to this my formal request for a tail please please please please please

I live laugh love nonhuman communication. I’m autistic, I don’t like social cues. They’re weird.

But nonhuman communication? LOVE.

There’s no room for miscommunication if someone growls/hisses at you. You just know that it’s time to not bother them. There’s no “oh I’m not sure what that means socially.” With someone lets you pick stuff out of their hair! They’re letting you do something that leaves them in a vulnerable situation! They trust you!

It’s all just so easy. I wish our society functioned like this.

Media illiterate king <3

A friend of mine has made a proposal.

MASTER WHISKERS

A kitten the Master got from out of a tree and now is teaching it to be evil.

"I EAT PEOPLE"

"darling u are cuddling a kitten"

"😡😤"

"This kitten is also evil!"

The kitten: *claws up 14s shoe string*

Sax: Aha!! Yes my fellow brotheren!! Commit evil crimes! Do evil things and make the world fear you! Together we shall rule!-

The kitten: *scratches saxons shoe strings*

Saxon: GAASSPP NO!!!! No, my brother! You are not supposed to betray me! How could you!?

I had kebabs and now it's can't stop thinking about sax sneaking bits or chicken and meat to his cat brother.

"there u go"

"I LITERALLY SPENT SIXTY QUID ON PREMIUM CAT FOOD"

"master whiskers deserves the best😤✨"

Donna: What the fuck is going on

Sax: This is Master Whiskers. If anything happened to him I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself

14: ... He found a kitten and is convinced its evil because it hates me..

Sax: Hehe yeah watch *puts Master Whiskers up to the doctor*

Master whiskers: Mmmmrroow!

Sax: Yes my dear brother, Tell him how pathetic he is!

Master whiskers: HISSS

14: Ouch :( my feelings

Sax: SUCCESS! *Holds him up like the lion king* All hail my greatest pupil Master Whiskers!! We shall rule this puney planet and rid the seas of all the tuna! Mwahahah!!

Donna:.... Hes off his meds aint he?

14: Yup.