Shrymf - What The Scallop?

Phoenix presents such an enigma to me. He is incredibly messy, yet he obsessively cleans the toilet—hinting at a preoccupation with cleanliness but not really with neatness. He alternates between scathing snark and astounding empathy in his inner monologue. He has never bought lettuce but he doesn't think highly of eating fast food and instant noodles as the basis for one's diet. He's ridiculously openly sensitive and yet incredibly adept at bluffing. He stumbles his way through deductions until he has an epiphany that packs more genius reasoning in it than the braincells he lost bumbling earlier. He makes Greek mythology references in his head. He believes everyone can recognise bone china just by looking at it. He doesn't know what discombobulated means. He says 'eek!' when startled. He proudly states in court that even he could wear a maid outfit. He's even pedantic about the differences between ladders and stepladders.

Giving my ocs 19th century style consumption

Wild kratts as some funny creatures i think theyd like! I sure hope you guys follow me for my furry art and not tf2 specifically because I am deranged

Sorry for low pixel quality,, just getting over art block fr

Dogkin Scout tf2

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This was a request!

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

Originally read your post like this

i bring a "they shouldnt have that wild animal in their house" sort of vibe to the conversation that enjoyers of cute animal videos dont really like

@squ1g33 ngl I saw this and thought you posted it

Theta Sigma’s favorite candy

Self indulgent stim board about me! Gray fox with cozy and wet stims

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I might do more, but probably not by request, sorry!