So Like, There Are 9 Reindeer In Santa's Sleigh And There's 9 Mercs..

An image of 9 reindeer with designs of the 9 mercenaries in  Team Fortress Two. From left to right, there's Scout (Dasher), Demo (Dancer), Heavy (Prancer), Spy (Vixen), Soldier (Comet), Medic (Cupid), Sniper (Donner), Engineer (Blitzen), and Pyro (Rudolph)
The first 3 reindeer in the original image's lineup with Scout, Demo, and Heavy. Scout is grinning and looking back with his legs pranced up in almost a rear. He's got a light brown coat with a cream underbelly and nose. He's got white speckles and he's wearing his bandages on his front legs. Demo is smiling with his head bowed down in a leap. He's missing a good chunk of his left antler and he's really fluffy with grays and blacks in his coat. He's wearing his eyepatch and two leg warmers on both his back legs. Heavy is pointing his head up in a trot and he's got mostly white in his coat with browns on his back and underbelly and blacks on his nose and legs. He's wearing black leg warmers on his front legs.
The second batch of 3 from the original image. Spy has his head bowed down with a cigarette floating next to his mouth. He's wearing his red balaclava. He's got a pelt with various grays and a white underbelly with curling smoke patterns in the middle of his body. He's standing with two legs lifted off the ground and he has two leg socks around his front legs. Soldier has his head up and he's prancing in the air with a big grin. He's got multiple pieces missing from both sets of antlers. His coat is mostly grays with a bit of a cream-white underbelly. There are splashes of black that resemble explosions across his body and his hooves are stained white with the same pattern. Medic has his head down with his front hooves off the ground in a rearing position. His coat is white and gray and the top is all black, starting from his head, down his chest, and down his back. There's also a smattering of white across the black layer. He's wearing red leg warmers in the front and his glasses.
The last batch of 3 reindeer from the original image. Sniper has his head pointed up and he's in a jumping position. He's made up of grayish-browns in three layers. He's wearing his aviators and one leg warmer on his left front leg. Engineer is set in a running position on the ground. He's an ombre of browns and he's wearing his goggles and he has his gunslinger in hoof form on his right leg. Pyro is in a prancing position. Their coat is three layers of reddish-browns with the darkest layer having sparkles of white and yellow.  The colors are separated with flame designs. They're wearing their gasmask and two black and yellow leg warmers on their front legs.
An image of Ms. Pauling, featuring two of them! She's posed as Santa Claus. The lower left image shows her writing things down on her clipboard and the top right image shows her hauling a giant bag supposedly full of presents while staring at the viewer.

So like, there are 9 reindeer in santa's sleigh and there's 9 mercs..

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9 months ago

The thing about Thoschei that's so funny is that these are literally all the same people, meaning technically these are all the same ship.

We have these two. Yes? We know twissy. We love twissy.

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

We have spy doc, yeah? We love spydoc.

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

We have our beloved/beloathed Simmten. Everyone loves simmten.

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

We even have whatever these two weirdos had going on.

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

BUT - Have you ever ever thought about what would happen if you mixed them up? It feels illegal (as in, 'These two specifically are a bonded pair, do not separate' joking matter), but think about the chaos implications.

Can you fucking imagine if you shoved THIS man (6) with Simm! Master? Someone's gonna regenerate. Im not sure who yet. Mel's definitely gonna scream at him, though.

"Ello dear friend do you mind coming along and-"

"Why the fuck do you look like that?"

"Like what??"

"Like a unicorn stomped on you, ate you and puked you back up!"

"You don't like it? What's wrong with it? Is it the hair?"

"Is it the?- NO YOU MORON!"

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

Or Missy with 9? The amount of arguments and pouting- A lot of sarcastic banter. Maybe a hissy fit. A sissy slap fight if you will because deep down he would care if she got hurt so wouldn't actually ever hit her but would say some pretty mean things.

"Fine! Then go to your room!"

"I'll do no such thing! And you can't make me!"

"Then die! See if I care!"

"Only if you let me kill you first!!"

"Try! See what happens!"

"You dare hit a lady??"

"Pft- I'd hardly call you a lady..."

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

Yana! Master and 13? Tinker buddies! (They're basically in a love triangle with Chantho)

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

Roberts! Master with 15? I have a feeling this would kinda slap. Idk why, but I just do.

"So. What so you think?"

"Oh! Sister yes!!"

"... I am neither your sibiling.. nor a woman..?"

"Its an expression babes."

"Why are you calling me such affections??"

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

I feel in my gut that these two would get along decently well, except this time 12 is the bad influence, not him. If anything, it would consist of 12 showing him earthling things.

"...So.. Uno.."

"Yes."

"I have to have one card left..?"

"Yes."

"...why don't I just throw away my other cards?"

"That's against the rules I think."

"Says who?"

"Says... well... says.. the rules." šŸ’

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Dhawan! Master and 10? 10 could fix him within an episode. I'm sure of it. Hell 14 could fix him. Might take a little longer, though. Dhawan would make tea for him after they go to therapy together. Their therapist says they should work on their co-dependency, but they think she just "doesn't get their dynamic"

The Thing About Thoschei That's So Funny Is That These Are Literally All The Same People, Meaning Technically

I think it would be really funny if we shoved 4 with missy too. Sarah Jane and her would have so much beef. It would be unreal. I do think that Dhawan would be fond of K9 the most though, and Simm would probably be the type to get jealous of a robotic dog...

8 months ago

By the way, you can improve your executive function. You can literally build it like a muscle.

Yes, even if you're neurodivergent. I don't have ADHD, but it is allegedly a thing with ADHD as well. And I am autistic, and after a bunch of nerve damage (severe enough that I was basically housebound for 6 months), I had to completely rebuild my ability to get my brain to Do Things from what felt like nearly scratch.

This is specifically from ADDitude magazine, so written specifically for ADHD (and while focused in large part on kids, also definitely includes adults and adult activities):

How to Sharpen Executive Functions: Activities to Hone Brain Skills
ADDitude
Executive functioning skills range from working memory to cognitive flexibility to inhibitory control, and beyond. They power our daily func

Here's a link on this for autism (though as an editor wow did that title need an editor lol):

Enhancing Executive Functioning Difficulties in Adults with Autism
Kenneth Roberson, Ph.D.
Practical Strategies for Enhancing Executive Functioning Difficulties in Adults With Autism - Living with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) as

Resources on this aren't great because they're mainly aimed at neurotypical therapists or parents of neurdivergent children. There's worksheets you can do that help a lot too or thought work you can do to sort of build the neuro-infrastructure for tasks.

But a lot of the stuff is just like. fun. Pulling from both the first article and my own experience:

Play games or video games where you have to make a lot of decisions. Literally go make a ton of picrews or do online dress-up dolls if you like. It helped me.

Art, especially forms of art that require patience, planning ahead, or in contrast improvisation

Listening to longform storytelling without visuals, e.g. just listening regularly to audiobooks or narrative podcasts, etc.

Meditation

Martial arts

Sports in general

Board games like chess or Catan (I actually found a big list of what board games are good for building what executive functioning skills here)

Woodworking

Cooking

If you're bad at time management play games or video games with a bunch of timers

Things can be easier. You might always have a disability around this (I certainly always will), but it can be easier. You do not have to be this stuck forever.

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1 month ago

Tim and Bruce getting into an argument bcs Tim demands to be independent and NOT get involved in the mess of being a legal part of the Wayne family, and Bruce being final on the fact that Tim is FIFTEEN and needs a legal guardian. out of spite Tim asks the person he thinks Bruce would approve of as a guardian the least to sign some guardian papers.

Tim: you don’t have to do anything parental i just REALLY wanna make Batman mad and i get the sense that our wishes align on that specific aspect so if you could just sign here for shits and giggles-

Red Hood:

Red Hood, rapidly changing his plans on how to deal with getting revenge on Bruce because his replacement is actually kinda hysterical: if we’re doing this we’re fucking doing it right, kid

Bruce shows up to Tim’s next parent teacher conference because hey just because he’s being given the silent treatment over this whole adoption thing doesn’t mean he’s going to slack off on his parental duties, only to freeze in the doorway because Tim Drake-Hood is stood there with his shiny new CRIME LORD LEGAL GUARDIAN giving him the most SHIT EATING GRIN POSSIBLE, and he almost has a panic attack on the spot.

Jason’s really getting into this whole caretaker thing. he’s doing school runs, delivering home cooked meals to Drake manor, helping with homework, this was his fucking CALLING. Tim is having the time of his life because him and Hood actually get along really well, but then he realises two weeks in that it turns out Hood is actually Jason fucking Todd, and he has to deal with the existential crisis of causing the very thing he was trying to stop because he is now technically a legal child of the Wayne family.

out of embarrassment for the fact that he failed and amazement at the fact that he’s bonding so well with Bruce’s dead kid and his own childhood hero (who is now a badass crime lord that lets him call for advice about english assignments while organising drug runs and picks up batburger on his way home from weapon shipments, seriously what more could Tim want in a parent), Tim somehow becomes even more invested in hiding Red Hood’s identity than Jason is.

Bruce has just been in a constant state of panic for the past three months and he doesn’t know what to fucking do. Dick was concerned for Tim up until he demanded to have dinner with him and his new ā€˜guardian’ to vet the guy and Jason, who stopped caring about his identity when he realised how much being a working dad agrees with his mental health and is only actively keeping his identity from Bruce for Tim’s pride’s sake, takes off his helmet to eat and Dick stares at him frozen for fifteen minutes across the table before finally pointing at the two and saying ā€˜you know what? he didn’t even tell me Jason was dead until after the funeral. whatever the fuck’s going on here? he has it coming. proceed.’

6 months ago

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