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i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

Phoenix presents such an enigma to me. He is incredibly messy, yet he obsessively cleans the toilet—hinting at a preoccupation with cleanliness but not really with neatness. He alternates between scathing snark and astounding empathy in his inner monologue. He has never bought lettuce but he doesn't think highly of eating fast food and instant noodles as the basis for one's diet. He's ridiculously openly sensitive and yet incredibly adept at bluffing. He stumbles his way through deductions until he has an epiphany that packs more genius reasoning in it than the braincells he lost bumbling earlier. He makes Greek mythology references in his head. He believes everyone can recognise bone china just by looking at it. He doesn't know what discombobulated means. He says 'eek!' when startled. He proudly states in court that even he could wear a maid outfit. He's even pedantic about the differences between ladders and stepladders.

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

something about the unreality of being the player character, thus aware of the world's nature but looking away for the sake of the others

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

Imitation