Shrekboer - Naamloos

"What? Will I have sex with him? Well -- I really think he does expect that since we'll be sharing one hotel room the whole time -- and it's probably something he really needs now, but I promise I'll ask him to use protection. So like I said -- there's no reason for you to be so jealous about it."

Even though your wife seems to think that all she's doing is being a good friend to him, you still can't help feeling jealous and hurt, but there really isn't anything you can do without seeming to be a real jerk about it. It's just that you had always thought that you would be the one who would take her to Hawaii some day, and that it would be a really romantic place for the two of you to visit together. And now you have the pain of thinking about it being a romantic vacation for her -- but without you.

A good stag helps his wife prepare for her date

"No, silly. My husband left us alone on purpose. Do you know what a hotwife is?"

You don’t!