I can help Paige Spiranac with her zipper...
What your wife isn't telling you is that she found your stash of cuckold porn on your computer, so she knew that no matter what you might say, that you will be excited by the prospect of her going out on a date with another man. You can hardly contain yourself now -- knowing that she will be staying the night with him and that by the time you see her again she will have made you her cuckold.
[a MsTara captioned pic ]