What a small world. The guy your wife hooked up with last night from the bar was in the 5th grade with you. It's nice that you both can get reacquainted like this. And now you have so much in common. He's now fucking your wife where you love to lick her. That gives you plenty to talk about.
My husband has been lusting after my girlfriend for a long time. And secretly, so have I. I didn't know how to tell her, so this was the perfect way for us both to enjoy her, and hopefully open up a new avenue for the two of us!
"No, silly. My husband left us alone on purpose. Do you know what a hotwife is?"