@myheartinherhands

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"And yes -- when I realized pretty quickly that it wasn't just sex that he needed -- he needed some romance too -- that's why I agreed to go out with him on dates. I think that really helped him, don't you -- to be able to take me out to a nice restaurant and to parties and concerts and to come back with me after a date and to have sex and spend the night with me. Even you have to admit it really seemed to help him feel much better.

So I really want you to be more understanding about the whole situation, and realize I'm just trying to do what he seems to really need. And yes -- that also now includes taking me on a two-week cruise with him next week. And if things all work out the way I know he hopes they will, I'll be pregnant when I get back from the cruise. You understand, don't you?"

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