From the very beginning of your marriage, your wife had made it clear that when "the time came", that there was no chance that she would let you be the one who would impregnate her, and it amuses her to sometimes tease you about the fact that your "seed" always gets flushed away while her boyfriend's goes inside her.
@danna690
"I haven't had a first date since we got married. I want to look good for him and make sure he knows my intentions for later in the evening. What do you think?"
On a first date with another man, I want to look good first of all for me and my husband and then for the other man. It's a date, it's not mandatory to have sex with him, maybe he's not the right guy...
You had heard about the auction and figured it would be fun to buy your wife for the night. You weren’t the highest bid.