Shooting-starlight - Ace Of All Trades

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If you all would like a reference for how chaotically dumb I am on occasion, I would just like to let you all know that I decided that wearing a sweater under a Jean jacket with black jeans and a fucking beanie was an ok outfit to wear outside.

I live I Southern California. It was 90°F outside. My friend was worried I was going to pass out from heatstroke. And there I was, dressed like it was a nice day in Canada.

I'm about as street smart as a radish.

Well this is a new one.

Having aesthetic attraction to a character without a trace of any romantic or sexual feelings attached is so strange

It's like there's a guy (gn) on my screen. I like how he looks and the way he moves. I don't want to have sex with him, I don't imagine myself dating him or something of that sort. There's no physical reaction at all.

But there's this ephemeral urge to, I don't know, simultaneously gnaw on him like a bone, study him under a microscope, encase him in chrome and put in my living room, and watch him do the same gesture that ticked me on a loop for approximately three million times?

Does that make sense??

Due to incredibly foreseen circumstances, I must now learn every art known to man.

New Skill Unlocked: Juggling

I posted this on an aroace subreddit and what I loved is that everyone seemed to have their own interpretation of what it meant and how it applied to them.