Wrong Answers Only, How Do You Safely Deal With The Fae Folk?

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. RAIN OF SPIDERS 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

Glacier National Park, MT - 1976

The Milk Man giveth, and the Milk Man taketh away.

effervescent

Highlights from last night's 1 AM jackbox game:

(in a comic about bird watchers) "how can you tell it's a __?" " The fear in its eyes."

"what's another use for a melon baller?" "Eyeballs."

"What's a way to react to being pulled over by a cop in a small town?" "DAD?!"

In Trivia Murder Party, I was the only one who knew where the 2010 Winter Olympics were held (it's Vancouver) and the only answer I gave when my friends wondered why I knew that was "I'm Canadian."

A t-shirt with the caption "It's one of those Kaiju lookin motherfuckers." paired with a poorly drawn face.

A gingerbread man labelled "Nepotism"

A buff Toad from Mario labelled "Dad"

I don't remember what the picture was but the caption was "Hubris"

It might have been a badly drawn squidward

Another one was labelled "Noot-Nooy"

"Deoe for president 2020"

Someone literally drew Nyan cat

"Hey Tod? What the fuck."

A poorly drawn gun labeled "Gun"

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎