Ah, maps from my homebrew campaign.
dni: harry truman, doris day, red china, johnnie ray, south pacific, walter winchell, joe dimaggio, joe mccarthy, richard nixon, studebaker, television, north korea, south korea, marilyn monroe, rosenbergs, h-bomb, sugar ray, panmunjom, brando, “the king and i” and “the catcher in the rye”, eisenhower, vaccine, england’s got a new queen, marciano, liberace, santayana, goodbye, joseph stalin, malenkov, nasser and prokofiev, rockefeller, campanella, communist blog, roy cohn, juan peron, toscanini, dacro, dien bien phu falls, “rock around the clock”, einstein, james dean, brooklyn’s got a winning team, davy crockett, peter pan, elvis presley, disneyland, bardot, budapest, alabama, krushchev, princess grace, peyton place, trouble in the suez, little rock, pasternak, mickey mantle, kerouac, sputnik, chou en-lai, “bridge on the river kwai”, lebanon, charles de gaulle, california baseball, starkweather homicide, children of thalidomide, buddy holly, ben hur, space monkey, mafia, hula hoops, castro, edsel is a no-go, u2, syngman rhee, payola and kennedy, chubby checker, psycho, belgians in the congo, hemingway, eichmann, “stranger in a strange land”, dylan, berlin, bay of pigs invasion, “lawrence of arabia”, british beatlemania, ole miss, john glenn, liston beats patterson, pope paul, malcolm x, british politician sex, jfk, birth control, ho chi minh, richard nixon back again, moonshot, woodstock, watergate, punk rock, begin, reagan, palestine, terror on the airlane, ayatollah’s in iran, russian in afghanistan, “wheel of fortune”, sally ride, heavy metal suicide, foreign debts, homeless vets, aids, crack, bernie goetz, hypodermics on the shore, china’s under martial law, rock and roller, cola wars, and finally: if you didn’t start the fire
"Why do you want to be a boy when you're such a pretty girl?" Why do you want to play another game when you already beat the last one? You fucking casual
The Sun rises over Earth in a postcard illustrated by Soviet cosmonaut Alexei Leonov, recalling the 1965 mission when he became the first human to walk in space.
you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
ontario freaks me out bc people will live in houses in the middle of nowhere surrounded by nothing but fields for miles. like are you good
task manager kill this man
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